I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

IDAYPM because I got knocked off the site and got the following message when I tried to get back on:

The page you are looking for is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.
 
IDAYPM today because you signed it Sybil and I didn't know which one of you to send it to.
 
IDAYPMB:

It came across as, "I'd like to get you naked with as little effort as possible."

OR

I was not available for the type of correspondence you were seeking and didn't want to lead you on.

OR

I read it on my phone and was truly intrigued. I wanted to wait until I was on my PC to type an appropriate response, but life stood between me and the keyboard for several days. Then I felt foolish trying to respond late. (Unfortunately, this has happened on more than a few occasions.)
 
IDAYPM because you kept calling me "babe". I just couldn't take it. Like seriously.
 
I didn't reply to your pm because I saw your true colors you're just another arrogent asshole who who pretends to care about a friend.

:rolleyes:
 
IDAYPM because you obviously didn't even bother to look at my profile where it says i don't want PMs from strangers
 
IDAYPM because you have a penis AV. I refuse to respond if you have a penis av. Glad you love looking at it but I don't. If I want to see it I will ask to see it. I promise.
 
IDAYPM because you obviously didn't even bother to look at my profile where it says i don't want PMs from strangers

and each is stranger than the next, here.


(if you line them up that way)
 
IDAYPM because it's just creepy to answer an overt sexual solicitation from someone who can't even be bothered to put the barest of details about themselves on their profile.
And, just because I am a mature woman, who has posted about various sexual topics, doesn't mean I want to explore them with you on a first message.

What ever happened to finding out about someone? Having some interesting correspondence?
Get me interested. You may be amazed at the interesting conversations we can have.

Oh, and getting on the PC...that excuse too. I have a few sittng in my inbox waiting for a proper keyboard to type on, instead of this tiny phone.
 
IDAYPM because even though you seem interesting I didn't know how to respond. I could have lied and said your words did make me...'wet, tingle, ache...or whatever words you used '....even though we chatted for a negligible amount of time.....or I could have flat out said truthfully no...which in my mind ended the direction you seemed headed anyway.....
 
I DID answer your pm because your dang vacation is too long....and I was happy to see you.....*pounce*
 
Because I am completely intoxicated and I literally lost track of what I was doing.

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what day is it?
 
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