I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[jeff_is_smiling]

I always answer...maybe I should occasionally not answer to give the appearance of being, "hard to get".....

 

[RiverKnight]

Because I am MALE and straight

 

[MaryanneB]

Lit needs to add a "LIKE" button!!
So true....

TRUE!!!!

 

[justashygirl]

Off the top of my head, here are my top three:

…you couldn't segment my screen name correctly.
…you came off as creepy, more than once.
…you sent me the same exact message four different times over the course of several months even after I told you I wasn't interested the first time.

 

[RiverKnight]

TRUE!!!!

Seconded

 

[Slow Ride469]

TRUE!!!!

Your "like" button would be hit a lot

 

[Iceprincess12]

it wasn't meant for me

 

[jasonmason]

You never sent it to me

 

[fullservice65]

... because my cat erased the PM before I could discover who sent it.

 

[36524]

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[aussiegeekygal]

I'm having too much fun image searching cucumbers and midgets

 

[VIPER2121]

I took the hint from the last one

 

[fullservice65]

I'm having too much fun image searching cucumbers and midgets

O ... K ...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

O ... K ...

Sad thing is, it's the truth...

 

[The_Nic]

I never got one.

 

[fullservice65]

Sad thing is, it's the truth...

I want to see the result of your search! lol

 

[meop79]

The long drawn out description with pictures of your pussy and what you wanted to do to my cock without ever even having introduced yourself really turned me off.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I want to see the result of your search! lol

Oh, it's weird. A whole lot of weird.

I'm going back to porn tomorrow

 

[monkeybubbles1]

I never got one

 

[mijayoo]

Fairly straightforward....be truthful, funny, vent passive aggressively....whatever....just don't name names.....

.....so....

IDAYPM because it's the same one you've sent 25 time before.....and have yet to delete the other girl's name from the top.....

IDAYPM because i nd 2 ac2ually have wordz yo......

IDAYPM because it's only been ten minutes since you sent it....

Because the PM was illiterate. Learn to spell and the contact me.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Because the PM was illiterate. Learn to spell and the contact me.

Because you never actually sent one

 

[positivetension]

...because I get that joke so often it's become the litmus test for who's a tedious boor

 

[Jackotheshadows]

Because you never actually sent one

This one....

 

[Iceprincess12]

Saying goodbye 3 different ways is enough.

 

[LizVegas79]

Saying goodbye 3 different ways is enough.

... I had to delete a whole batch of emails to clear room in my inbox.