I did meself a mischief!

[Jada59]

This morning I decided to make oatmeal cookies for breakfast. Mixed up the batter with no problem. Divided said batter on to 2 cookie sheets
without mishap. Put the first batch in the oven, set the oven timer, and picked up a book to read while waiting. 15 minutes later it was time
to take out the first batch and put in the second batch. Now the trouble begins. I forgot to turn the oven on. Turned oven on, set timer, and waited
another 15 minutes. Grabbed potholder with left hand, opened oven door, reached in with unprotected right hand and grabbed cookie sheet.
After changing hands and reciting close to 1/3 of the profanity I know, I got the second batch in the oven.
1 hour & 1 injury after starting this whole mess, I had cookies for breakfast. Tomorrow it will be cold cereal or something else safe.

Aw...

 

[Jada59]

I was bringing some drinks in from the garage to chill in the fridge. As I picked up the last two cans, my intuition told me to make two trips. But did I listen?

I stepped uo into the laundry room and two of the cans of Diet Coke slipped from my hand. One flew into the dining room. The other popped open, fizzing straight up my nightie, giving me a bit of a Diet Coke douche before rolling back into the garage.

Fun times!

 

[Just4AFriend]

I was bringing some drinks in from the garage to chill in the fridge. As I picked up the last two cans, my intuition told me to make two trips. But did I listen?

I stepped uo into the laundry room and two of the cans of Diet Coke slipped from my hand. One flew into the dining room. The other popped open, fizzing straight up my nightie, giving me a bit of a Diet Coke douche before rolling back into the garage.

Fun times!

Nope !
Fun times would start with licking you clean

Oops

Did I say that out loud?

My bad, mischief

 

[Jada59]

Nope !
Fun times would start with licking you clean

Oops

Did I say that out loud?

My bad, mischief

Haha.