I DID IT!!!!!! I wanna kiss a newbie!

[KillerMuffin]

All fucking day and I finally did it! I figured out the fucking plot! Sort of. Okay so I only picked up the metaphor but I'll get the plot really fast now that I have the metaphor. I am so happy. The StudMuffin is going to get laid eight ways from Sunday.

You people so incredibly rock.

*grabs the nearest newbie for a smooch*

 

[Black_Bird]

Wha?

College? If you say college, I'll understand. It's college, isn't it?

Yeah.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm relatively new.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You can be relatively new if you slip me the tongue, baby.



A story BB, my sweet. It's been giving me fits all day long.

 

[Black_Bird]

I'm relatively new.

I'm newer then you. I'm re-newed, as I just got back. Yeah! I got back my posting virginity. Yeah, that's the ticket!

 

[metal_minx]

neither of you are new...

kiss me

 

[Black_Bird]

A story BB, my sweet. It's been giving me fits all day long.

... Hmm. So it's not an assignment for college? Oh well, there goes that theory.

 

[nasty]

I could be gone for a few hrs, and, then come back. That should count for something. Damn, KM I offer to eat out newbies, and, you STILL get more responses.

 

[Rambrat]

I could be gone for a few hrs, and, then come back. That should count for something. Damn, KM I offer to eat out newbies, and, you STILL get more responses.

It's your AV...it's scaring them offf...

 

[nasty]

It's your AV...it's scaring them offf...

That's gotta be it.

 

[naudiz]

Congrats, Muff!

 

[Belilica]

Well, KM and Nasty,

I just got my membership, but have been looking for over a year... Do I still count?

(please say yes, oh please say yes...)

Bel

 

[Z-guy]

.....

 

[riff]

Wha?

College? If you say college, I'll understand. It's college, isn't it?

Yeah.

I think she meant collage.

 

[dean99r]

I'm listed as a virgin so does that qualify?

 

[solid_]

All fucking day and I finally did it! I figured out the fucking plot! Sort of. Okay so I only picked up the metaphor but I'll get the plot really fast now that I have the metaphor. I am so happy. The StudMuffin is going to get laid eight ways from Sunday.

You people so incredibly rock.

*grabs the nearest newbie for a smooch*

Me puckers up for KM

 

[Carl East]

All fucking day and I finally did it! I figured out the fucking plot! Sort of. Okay so I only picked up the metaphor but I'll get the plot really fast now that I have the metaphor. I am so happy. The StudMuffin is going to get laid eight ways from Sunday.

You people so incredibly rock.

*grabs the nearest newbie for a smooch*

Could I pretend that I'm new, does that count. I won't say anything to anybody, honest.

Carl

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by dean99r
I'm listed as a virgin so does that qualify?

Off course you do.
Buddha was a woman? I learn a new thing a day.

 

[sunstruck]

Doesn't anyone else want to know what the story is? Or am I missing a joke somewhere?

Ruby your new AV is giving my husband fits. lol

 

[Latinababe]

Can I have a kiss please please..I'm a newie

 

[AzureAngel]

Congrats on figuring it out, KM. It's really frustrating to have a moment of specific genius and lose it.

 

[Viper Vic]

All fucking day and I finally did it! I figured out the fucking plot! Sort of. Okay so I only picked up the metaphor but I'll get the plot really fast now that I have the metaphor. I am so happy. The StudMuffin is going to get laid eight ways from Sunday.

You people so incredibly rock.

*grabs the nearest newbie for a smooch*

Am I too late to get kissed?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*gratuitously smooches everyone*

Here's the first paragraph that drove me insane. You can see how it doesn't lend itself to plot development, but it hooks like a prize bass.

The metaphor is sublime. Absolutely sublime. See, this particular building was created in 1910 to be a gymnasium. Some dickweed burned it down in 1968 and all that was left was the sandstone exterior. The plans were mostly to tear it down because the outer walls could not support rebuilding. Students wanted to keep it and managed to get the cash from the state legislature to do it. A new building within the walls was built in 1985 and it's still in use today.

It was one thing, it was broken, then it was renewed.
I was one thing, I was broken, then I was renewed.
Gawd I'm a genius.

Anyway, the paragraph for Azure. I'd kiss your belly, but the StudMuffin wouldn't be horribly please about it.

Nichols Hall shifted along the sidewalk like three story rattlesnake. There's nothing quite like watching an academic testament to sandstone masonry wiggle along the quad. Riveted by the building's dance, I couldn't help but stop and stare. Streams of people passed, settling me into an eddy that I shared with Nichols and its momentary burlesque. I should have looked away, but the fascination was too seductive. I had no where to be that I could recall; memory somehow seemed less important than the shimmy of the Hall.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm relatively new.

I think I'm newer - she has over 5,000 posts.

 

[saltandsand]

im newer than all yall...straight off the shelves baby.. ready to drive. ha.

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