I desire an amenable & attractive female writer of erotica for...

Discipline? LMAO! I think I fail on several of the qualifications here. Though, Welshman, if YOU ever feel like being disciplined by a contrary woman with a big fat booty, shoot me a pm. :rolleyes:
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Discipline? LMAO! I think I fail on several of the qualifications here. Though, Welshman, if YOU ever feel like being disciplined by a contrary woman with a big fat booty, shoot me a pm. :rolleyes:


Scarlett! Does that mean you're feeling better?

:nana:
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Discipline? LMAO! I think I fail on several of the qualifications here. Though, Welshman, if YOU ever feel like being disciplined by a contrary woman with a big fat booty, shoot me a pm. :rolleyes:

So are you saying a bit of exhibitionism/voyeuring is a no-no for me, or for anyone? And the same with some mild BDSM? Not allowed?
 
welshman said:
So are you saying a bit of exhibitionism/voyeuring is a no-no for me, or for anyone? And the same with some mild BDSM? Not allowed?
that's not at all what I said.
I was just speaking about myself personally.
I'd rather do the disciplining, rather than be disciplined.
everyone else can do whatever :)
 
sounds like fun to describe stuff like that (which I believe I did in one thread)...but I'm attached.
 
Honey123 said:
sounds like fun to describe stuff like that (which I believe I did in one thread)...but I'm attached.

Attached to the bedposts? Difficult to write then I suppose… I don’t mind women who are ’attached’ if Lit is their secret erotic retreat. I’ve ‘had’ one or two married, etc. but real life got in the way too much. But a lonely housewife… high libido… nothing to do… interesting!
 
welshman said:
Attached to the bedposts? Difficult to write then I suppose… I don’t mind women who are ’attached’ if Lit is their secret erotic retreat. I’ve ‘had’ one or two married, etc. but real life got in the way too much. But a lonely housewife… high libido… nothing to do… interesting!


So, we send you a description of our "masturbation" and then what???
 
* sigh *

Why can't you be 'Welshwoman' instead? If that were the case I'd be knocking on your door in a heartbeat - although I'll admit that I'm not really the kind of person you'd normally associate with the word 'discipline' :devil:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
* sigh *

Why can't you be 'Welshwoman' instead? If that were the case I'd be knocking on your door in a heartbeat - although I'll admit that I'm not really the kind of person you'd normally associate with the word 'discipline' :devil:


I could write like a woman ;) :rose:
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Welshman, what if I took Lou up on her offer and wrote about that instead? ;)


I counter bid the both of you in my dark damp well equipped cellar for as long as I wish... :cool:
 
welshman said:
I counter bid the both of you in my dark damp well equipped cellar for as long as I wish... :cool:

I can cope with the dark, but I can only cope with damp in certain situations :p
 
Tatelou said:
Yes, as you'll find out, if you come and stay in my dungeon for six weeks. :D :devil:

Does it have wifi? If so, it would suit me fine.
 
Hey that sounds like a lot of fun and stuff cause I been wanting to write more and stuff but I'm out of paper for the printer and Staples won't e-mail me any and itr makes me mad cause youd thing they could get with the 21st century and stuff but I like to do sexy stuff like playing with my muffin in the bathtub and sometimes I have friends do it too and stuff

So if you could get me some paper for my printer Id love to try writing for you and maybe if you like it you could tell what kinds of things you like and I could write about those and stuff so just let me know

Debbie :heart:

PMS: Im not sure I want to do the relish thing cause it makes a mess and it's hard to clean up and the mattress would smell like a hot dog and stuff
 
Rideme Cowgirl said:
Hey that sounds like a lot of fun and stuff cause I been wanting to write more and stuff but I'm out of paper for the printer and Staples won't e-mail me any and itr makes me mad cause youd thing they could get with the 21st century and stuff but I like to do sexy stuff like playing with my muffin in the bathtub and sometimes I have friends do it too and stuff

So if you could get me some paper for my printer Id love to try writing for you and maybe if you like it you could tell what kinds of things you like and I could write about those and stuff so just let me know

Debbie :heart:

PMS: Im not sure I want to do the relish thing cause it makes a mess and it's hard to clean up and the mattress would smell like a hot dog and stuff
i like the pms:
ive missed you and stuff, debbie.
 
vella_ms said:
i like the pms:
ive missed you and stuff, debbie.

I hate PMS it makes me really bitchy and a feel all puffy and stuff and I dont know why anybody would want to put PMS at the end of a letter and stuff but thats what they said to do in school and I don't think its conta... I dont know how to spell that but I dont think you can cet it from a letter

I miss you too Veela but I'm kinda mad at you cause I didnt get an invitation to your wedding and stuff but I guess it's just for your really close friends that you know and stuff so Im not really mad just disajointed.

Debbie :heart:
 
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