I desire an amenable & attractive female writer of erotica for...

I am too Domme, and the payment is below my standard rate. :O
 
welshman said:
...AND my Dragon's gone all shy :mad:

You really must stop talking to yourself. Don't want anyone thinking you're a crazy, or owt. ;)
 
welshman said:
. . . My assessment of suitability is basically: not overweight/skinny, aged 25~40-ish, & unattached. . .
As a matter of fact, I am a bit too over-endowed to be considered more than nominally attractive, however — and only in passing — how do you plan to police your applicants, to ensure their claim that they meet your rather rigid standards are, in fact, true.

Secondly, were I to apply, how would my weight and comeliness have any bearing upon the stated purpose of your recruitment?

 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
As a matter of fact, I am a bit too over-endowed to be considered more than nominally attractive, however — and only in passing — how do you plan to police your applicants, to ensure their claim that they meet your rather rigid standards are, in fact, true.

Secondly, were I to apply, how would my weight and comeliness have any bearing upon the stated purpose of your recruitment?


I am shocked!!

How dare you print my holiday pix!
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
As a matter of fact, I am a bit too over-endowed to be considered more than nominally attractive, however — and only in passing — how do you plan to police your applicants, to ensure their claim that they meet your rather rigid standards are, in fact, true.

Secondly, were I to apply, how would my weight and comeliness have any bearing upon the stated purpose of your recruitment?
You don't think they'd lie do you :eek:
 
Snoop has a point. A lot of us in the AH are more attractive than we are amenable.
 
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