I Demand

[DeservingBitch]

A pony.

And a wind-up Bill O'Reilly punching bag.

And Carl Kassel's voice on my home answering machine, even though I didn't win at wait wait and who the fuck other than NPR game show contestants has an answering machine anymore anyway?


NOW BITCHES!

Pffff. Right back at ya Bitch.

I don't demand. It's below me. I get.

 

[EmpressFi]

Now I know the infection is causing insanity. Gracie wants money instead of chocolate? We really need to end this now. I'm concerned the world is coming to an end.

Gracie... Every had Toll House pie?... Even better, Frango mint pie?... Come on girl, come back to us.
LC

Frango Mint PIE???? oh my god I think I've died....

 

[graceanne]

Well, I really didn't mean to mock you but if my Daddy was alive I'd have him take on yours and we'd just have to see wouldn't we...

And I take it you don't want the check... Okay, I can certainly respect your wishes... I'll send one of the pies instead.
LC

It better be chocolate or I will get out my canes!

I DEMAND TO BE COVERED IN CHOCOLATE.

...Am I doing this right?

Well, up to the point where you asked if you're doing it right. True asshats don't care about other people's opinions - they're always wrong.

 

[notalwaysweak]

*throws hissyfit, and also marshmallows*

 

[graceanne]

*throws hissyfit, and also marshmallows*

Much Better! *claps approvingly*

 

[catalina_francisco]

Hey! DON'T IGNORE ME! I DEMAND YOUR RESPECT! RESPOND OR MY DADDY WILL SUE!

Oooooh, and where's your posse of friends who will get all those nasty folk who upset you and even under the most extreme form of police brutality and questioning, torture even, will never implicate you for inciting their violence and sending them on their way yo do your dirty work for you?!! And don't forget to get a comfy seat for the attorney to sit on while s/he looks over your shoulder at Lit waiting for a hint from the posters of where to look to nail us all!!

Catalina

 

[kinkyknickers]

If Netz gets a pony, I want a pony too!

*holds breath, pouts*

Love princess soiled knickers (that's whatcha git when you hold your breath for too long)

 

[midwestyankee]

I DEMAND that threads with this much hilarity be started only when I am online to be entertained by them in real time.

And some delicious subbie better be down on her knees begging to suck my cock while imitating Karl Kassel's inimitable voice muy pronto.

 

[minx1]

HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME! IF MY DADDY WASN'T DEAD (or is he alive, I can't recall) I'D HAVE HIM CANE YOU!

that made me snort so powerfully, I almost wet myself

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Finally, someone who understands what to demand!

Frango Mint PIE???? oh my god I think I've died....

You're obviously the only other person here who has had one. I was surprised our chocolate princess didn't DEMAND one immediately... Since they ditched the MF name I want to boycott but I grew up with Frango Mints and a Frango Mint pie -- most likely served with a blood glucose monitor -- is just so over the top! And while you're making one you it doesn't hurt to have an extra box to snack on -- and then I tell myself to diet for a decade.
LC

 

[graceanne]

Oooooh, and where's your posse of friends who will get all those nasty folk who upset you and even under the most extreme form of police brutality and questioning, torture even, will never implicate you for inciting their violence and sending them on their way yo do your dirty work for you?!! And don't forget to get a comfy seat for the attorney to sit on while s/he looks over your shoulder at Lit waiting for a hint from the posters of where to look to nail us all!!

Catalina

HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME! ME AND MY LAWYER AND MY DADDY AND MY LOVER AND MY HUSBAND AND MY FRIENDS AND ALL MY ALTS ARE GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND POUR COFFEE OVER YOU!

 

[Lamont Cranston]

HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME! ME AND MY LAWYER AND MY DADDY AND MY LOVER AND MY HUSBAND AND MY FRIENDS AND ALL MY ALTS ARE GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND POUR COFFEE OVER YOU!

Take two Frango mints (original flavor) and call me in the morning... I'm sure you'll be feeling much better.
LC

 

[honoria]

Take two Frango mints (original flavor) and call me in the morning... I'm sure you'll be feeling much better.
LC

What is a Frango mint and why does it make a good pie? If it's that good -- please share.

 

[Lamont Cranston]

What is a Frango mint and why does it make a good pie? If it's that good -- please share.

I'm so sorry you've missed this experience. Marshall Fields, an upscale department store that was founded in Chicago and centered in the Midwest -- recently killed by Macy's -- had/has a chocolate shop that makes the most amazing chocolate mint candy. They added all sorts of flavors, like orange chocolate mint, which were good but not the original. They also have (or had because I haven't checked) a Frango Mint Liquor based on the original flavored treat.

We're talking real cocoa and mint here in just the right measures -- prejudice view I'm sure... And for the pie... Well, you have to make a chocolate graham cracker crust and then melt the frango mints with the liquor and some more crumbled graham crackers....

Now, if you need more chocolate after that well, I can't help you...

I hate that Macy's killed the Marshall Fields brand -- being a mid-west boy at birth it was part of me -- but they still make and sell the best mint chocolate you can ask for and I'm sure it is available somewhere on the net. And, if you want sugar shock, the pie recipe used to be available on the net too.

Damn, now I need some chocolate.
LC

 

[graceanne]

Take two Frango mints (original flavor) and call me in the morning... I'm sure you'll be feeling much better.
LC

Why are you being mean to me? I didn't do anything to you, and you started it! WELL I'M GONNA END IT! BRING IT ON BITCH!

 

[Lamont Cranston]

I'm so sorry you've missed this experience. Marshall Fields, an upscale department store that was founded in Chicago and centered in the Midwest -- recently killed by Macy's -- had/has a chocolate shop that makes the most amazing chocolate mint candy. They added all sorts of flavors, like orange chocolate mint, which were good but not the original. They also have (or had because I haven't checked) a Frango Mint Liquor based on the original flavored treat.

We're talking real cocoa and mint here in just the right measures -- prejudice view I'm sure... And for the pie... Well, you have to make a chocolate graham cracker crust and then melt the frango mints with the liquor and some more crumbled graham crackers....

Now, if you need more chocolate after that well, I can't help you...

I hate that Macy's killed the Marshall Fields brand -- being a mid-west boy at birth it was part of me -- but they still make and sell the best mint chocolate you can ask for and I'm sure it is available somewhere on the net. And, if you want sugar shock, the pie recipe used to be available on the net too.

Damn, now I need some chocolate.
LC

Oh wait... I DEMAND A FRANGO MINT PIE NOW OR I'M GOING TO HAVE MY LAWYER AND MY DOGS CANE SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Why are you being mean to me? I didn't do anything to you, and you started it! WELL I'M GONNA END IT! BRING IT ON BITCH!

I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FOR THAT! MY DOGS ARE GOING TO CANE YOU IF YOU DON'T RETRACT THAT AND THEN I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT CHOCOLATE.

 

[EmpressFi]

You're obviously the only other person here who has had one. I was surprised our chocolate princess didn't DEMAND one immediately... Since they ditched the MF name I want to boycott but I grew up with Frango Mints and a Frango Mint pie -- most likely served with a blood glucose monitor -- is just so over the top! And while you're making one you it doesn't hurt to have an extra box to snack on -- and then I tell myself to diet for a decade.
LC

I had never heard of them until I had a friend from Illinois and she brought them to me after a visit home. I fell in love the first time that luscious bit of chocolate and mint melted like ... like.. ambrosia on the tongue. From that moment.. I was hooked. When I went to Chicago on vacation, I had to go to MF to buy a box of these beauties for myself. Again, I placed that lovely little square on my tongue and rose into the heavens...

But I've never heard of this pie... please.. please.. as one who worships Frango Mints as they rightly should be worshipped... please share with me about the pie...

 

[graceanne]

I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FOR THAT! MY DOGS ARE GOING TO CANE YOU IF YOU DON'T RETRACT THAT AND THEN I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT CHOCOLATE.

BRING IT ON! WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOUR DOGS WILL BE IN JAIL FOR LOOKING AT CHILD PORN!

 

[Lamont Cranston]

BRING IT ON! WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOUR DOGS WILL BE IN JAIL FOR LOOKING AT CHILD PORN!

MY DOGS EAT THE EVIDENCE ALONG WITH MY HOMEWORK LADY. YOU'RE JUST LUCKY THAT CHOCOLATE IS BAD FOR THEM. I'M OFF TO BUFF UP MY CANES TO USE ON ANYONE WHO THREATENS MY GIRLS.

 

[midwestyankee]

I had never heard of them until I had a friend from Illinois and she brought them to me after a visit home. I fell in love the first time that luscious bit of chocolate and mint melted like ... like.. ambrosia on the tongue. From that moment.. I was hooked. When I went to Chicago on vacation, I had to go to MF to buy a box of these beauties for myself. Again, I placed that lovely little square on my tongue and rose into the heavens...

But I've never heard of this pie... please.. please.. as one who worships Frango Mints as they rightly should be worshipped... please share with me about the pie...

I can't speak to the pie, but I remember a number of years ago making a chocolate mint mousse that included a pound of Frango mints shredded up in a blender.

It was seriously tasty.

 

[Lamont Cranston]

I had never heard of them until I had a friend from Illinois and she brought them to me after a visit home. I fell in love the first time that luscious bit of chocolate and mint melted like ... like.. ambrosia on the tongue. From that moment.. I was hooked. When I went to Chicago on vacation, I had to go to MF to buy a box of these beauties for myself. Again, I placed that lovely little square on my tongue and rose into the heavens...

But I've never heard of this pie... please.. please.. as one who worships Frango Mints as they rightly should be worshipped... please share with me about the pie...

I'll find the recipe, but just know that it is sinful and I'm sure someones Daddy will cane / sue / kill us for even thinking about this. But hey, since you've had a Frango you know it is worth the risk. They do melt on the tongue don't they?
LC

 

[Lamont Cranston]

I can't speak to the pie, but I remember a number of years ago making a chocolate mint mousse that included a pound of Frango mints shredded up in a blender.

It was seriously tasty.

Yes, you're close there... I'll demand I find the pie recipe tomorrow and post it. It must have some butter in it too...
LC

 

[graceanne]

MY DOGS EAT THE EVIDENCE ALONG WITH MY HOMEWORK LADY. YOU'RE JUST LUCKY THAT CHOCOLATE IS BAD FOR THEM. I'M OFF TO BUFF UP MY CANES TO USE ON ANYONE WHO THREATENS MY GIRLS.

*fans self*

*grumbles* Now I gotta go change my panties. *grumbles*

 

[Lamont Cranston]

*fans self*

*grumbles* Now I gotta go change my panties. *grumbles*

Damn, there goes a mouthful of martini...Yes, you've heard of those menu items that claim to be 'death by chocolate' but this is the real deal young lady...

And spewing my martini does not make me happy. I DEMAND SOMEONE MAKE ME ANOTHER ONE! KETTLE ONE, DIRTY AND ON THE ROCKS! I CAN'T CALL ON DADDY, BUT MOM IS STILL AROUND IF YOU DON'T TREAT ME RIGHT.
LC