I Demand

[Netzach]

A pony.

And a wind-up Bill O'Reilly punching bag.

And Carl Kassel's voice on my home answering machine, even though I didn't win at wait wait and who the fuck other than NPR game show contestants has an answering machine anymore anyway?


NOW BITCHES!

 

[myinnerslut]

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/cool-pony.jpg

i got the first one...

 

[Netzach]

http://www.hedweb.com/animimag/cool-pony.jpg

i got the first one...

NO A WHITE ONE, SUBBY!

 

[LilyBart]

Aren't we feeling feisty tonight?
(although I wouldn't mind Carl Kassel's voice recording my voice mail greeting)


~LB

oh, and I'll skip the pony. They eat a lot.
I have kids for that.

 

[graceanne]

a million dollars. Y'all better get busy. *snaps fingers*

 

[EmpressFi]

NO A WHITE ONE, SUBBY!

here.. here *much bowing and scraping*


will this work??

White pony

 

[BiBunny]

*Dies laughing* I you.

I mean...wait...I'm sorry. Most Noble And Perfect Goddess, I defer to your superior intellect and long for nothing more in the world than to worship the flakes of dust from the soles of your shoes. Or something.

 

[EmpressFi]

*Dies laughing* I you.

I mean...wait...I'm sorry. Most Noble And Perfect Goddess, I defer to your superior intellect and long for nothing more in the world than to worship the flakes of dust from the soles of your shoes. Or something.

*whispers from the floor* you forgot to bow and scrape, bow and scrape

 

[Netzach]

a million dollars. Y'all better get busy. *snaps fingers*

submissives do not get to make demands - I am going to get on the phone with K and tell him all about how horribly rude you are (cries)

 

[LilyBart]

*Dies laughing* I you.

I mean...wait...I'm sorry. Most Noble And Perfect Goddess, I defer to your superior intellect and long for nothing more in the world than to worship the flakes of dust from the soles of your shoes. Or something.

*whispers from the floor* you forgot to bow and scrape, bow and scrape

submissives do not get to make demands - I am going to get on the phone with K and tell him all about how horribly rude you are (cries)

Man... I hate it when I miss the joke. Grrr.....

~LB

 

[BiBunny]

*whispers from the floor* you forgot to bow and scrape, bow and scrape

Shit. *Bows and scrapes and all that good stuff*

*Whispers back, "Dammit, I'm not a sub, and that's why I forget all this shit."*

 

[Netzach]

Dude, someone else (DOM) make some demands or something - I'm not as good at this channeling as Johnny Mayberry was...

 

[BiBunny]

Dude, someone else (DOM) make some demands or something - I'm not as good at this channeling as Johnny Mayberry was...

Ummm...I'm guessing I don't count in the Domme department, eh? Or can I change my mind about what I am every 2.5 seconds, too?

 

[myinnerslut]

NO A WHITE ONE, SUBBY!

oh great goddess of dommeliness, forgive this lowly sub for providing for you the wrong color pony. this subbie will endeavor never again to produce what is obviously an error unbefitting your gloriousness.


*giggle*

 

[EmpressFi]

Shit. *Bows and scrapes and all that good stuff*

*Whispers back, "Dammit, I'm not a sub, and that's why I forget all this shit."*

*giggles* dont worry.. I'll teach ya...

 

[Netzach]

Ummm...I'm guessing I don't count in the Domme department, eh? Or can I change my mind about what I am every 2.5 seconds, too?

That was your cue *nudge*

 

[graceanne]

submissives do not get to make demands - I am going to get on the phone with K and tell him all about how horribly rude you are (cries)

Yeah, well I was a submissive for the last 15 years, but now I'm gonna be a dominant.

NOW SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT!

 

[BiBunny]

That was your cue *nudge*

Heh. I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes.

Ok. *Clears throat*

I DEMAND a silver tea service--real silver, none of that sterling-plated shit--, a pink and green Mini, an extra-large bag of Cheetos, and a heavy-gauge latex catsuit in size 56 Extra Fat.

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[be_ignited]

I demand proper grammar.

And the recognition that it is not "a" libel or "libels." It is libel. Period.

 

[malinborn]

Ummm...I'm guessing I don't count in the Domme department, eh? Or can I change my mind about what I am every 2.5 seconds, too?

**offers you me as a stool or some such so you can be subby from above**

 

[BiBunny]

**offers you me as a stool or some such so you can be subby from above**

This worm is smart enough to be worthy. I shall let him live. Today.

 

[graceanne]

I demand proper grammar.

And the recognition that it is not "a" libel or "libels." It is libel. Period.

Y? Wats rong wit bad gramre?

 

[EmpressFi]

Heh. I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes.

Ok. *Clears throat*

I DEMAND a silver tea service--real silver, none of that sterling-plated shit--, a pink and green Mini, an extra-large bag of Cheetos, and a heavy-gauge latex catsuit in size 56 Extra Fat.

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.silversnobs.com/ccp51/media/images/product_detail/lovelandroselg.JPG

http://www.cheetos.com/retro/images/parents/products/pic_crunchy.jpg


Um... still looking for the others, Mistress *grovels*

 

[myinnerslut]

Um... still looking for the others, Mistress *grovels*

let me help with part of that

for you oh great personification of dommeliness: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...uit_777.jpg/662px-Black_Latex_Catsuit_777.jpg

 

[graceanne]

Hey! DON'T IGNORE ME! I DEMAND YOUR RESPECT! RESPOND OR MY DADDY WILL SUE!