I decided to go on a diet to become more literotically accepted

[Bert Notorius]

Actually, it's been a month. I could literally eat a literotican...as long as you're not too sweet.

 

[eyer]

Do you write Tony Clifton's stuff, too?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Why? Is "he" a fat slob? You're the altorian.

 

[eyer]

I am?

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm burning fat right now. There are wisps of pork cracklin' hanging heavy in the air.

 

[Bidin~Time]

has it worked?

 

[Bert Notorius]

No. I'm as reviled as ever. But me ass is looking good.

 

[BonBon1976]

hee hee

 

[Ishmael]

You think you have problems? The bridge is lifting off my guitar, that's a crisis.

Ishmael

 

[Bert Notorius]

Shoulda sprung for the humidity controlled storage room...like Guitar Center.

 

[Ishmael]

Shoulda sprung for the humidity controlled storage room...like Guitar Center.

Yup, and then I can pay them to go there and look at it every once in a while.

Ishmael

 

[Bert Notorius]

Yup, and then I can pay them to go there and look at it every once in a while.

Ishmael

Just pile a stack of those books you've been planning to read on the soundboard for a couple weeks.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm to lazy to properly work my ass off.

 

[Ishmael]

Just pile a stack of those books you've been planning to read on the soundboard for a couple weeks.

No need, I have a better plan. I'm going to lift the damn thing all the way off and re-seat it. Just a little time and patience required, like dieting.

Ishmael

 

[EllieTalbot]

No need, I have a better plan. I'm going to lift the damn thing all the way off and re-seat it. Just a little time and patience required, like dieting.

Ishmael

"A little time and patience" is what's required for an idea to take hold.

Dieting, however, requires fanatic faith.

Anachronistic in Antioch,
Ellie

 

[Ishmael]

"A little time and patience" is what's required for an idea to take hold.

Dieting, however, requires fanatic faith.

Anachronistic in Antioch,
Ellie

"Dating, however, requires fanatic faith." *chuckle*

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

No. I'm as reviled as ever. But me ass is looking good.

<tries not to stare>

 

[Bidin~Time]

No need, I have a better plan. I'm going to lift the damn thing all the way off and re-seat it. Just a little time and patience required, like dieting.

Ishmael

You know what they say about the best laid plans, right?

 

[Bert Notorius]

<tries not to stare>

ahh, motivational tactics.
You're hired.

 

[Ishmael]

You know what they say about the best laid plans, right?

No, but I do know what they way about getting laid.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

No, but I do know what they way about getting laid.

Ishmael

<leans forward>

do tell!

 

[Ishmael]

<leans forward>

do tell!

And you think I'm going to share (how California) with you? Pffft.

Ishmael

 

[EllieTalbot]

"Dating, however, requires fanatic faith." *chuckle*

Ishmael

*dietcokespew*

 

[Bidin~Time]

And you think I'm going to share (how California) with you? Pffft.

Ishmael

So, using Litlogic, I now have to accuse you of never having had sex.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Sex is great exercise in bed.