I decided to go on a diet to become more literotically accepted

Bert Notorius

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Actually, it's been a month. I could literally eat a literotican...as long as you're not too sweet.
 
I'm burning fat right now. There are wisps of pork cracklin' hanging heavy in the air.
 
You think you have problems? The bridge is lifting off my guitar, that's a crisis.

Ishmael
 
Just pile a stack of those books you've been planning to read on the soundboard for a couple weeks.

No need, I have a better plan. I'm going to lift the damn thing all the way off and re-seat it. Just a little time and patience required, like dieting.

Ishmael
 
No need, I have a better plan. I'm going to lift the damn thing all the way off and re-seat it. Just a little time and patience required, like dieting.

Ishmael

"A little time and patience" is what's required for an idea to take hold.

Dieting, however, requires fanatic faith.

Anachronistic in Antioch,
Ellie
 
"A little time and patience" is what's required for an idea to take hold.

Dieting, however, requires fanatic faith.

Anachronistic in Antioch,
Ellie

"Dating, however, requires fanatic faith." *chuckle*

Ishmael
 
No need, I have a better plan. I'm going to lift the damn thing all the way off and re-seat it. Just a little time and patience required, like dieting.

Ishmael


You know what they say about the best laid plans, right?
 
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