"I could sook a scabby dug through a snottery cloot"

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Translation: I could suck a scabby dog through a snot-encrusted handkerchief - meaning - I'm really hungry.

A man who wants to be my sub said that during a chat yesterday evening. You know, you just don't forget it easily when somebody lays something like that on you.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Translation: I could suck a scabby dog through a snot-encrusted handkerchief - meaning - I'm really hungry.

A man who wants to be my sub said that during a chat yesterday evening. You know, you just don't forget it easily when somebody lays something like that on you.

He's a keeper.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Re: Re: "I could sook a scabby dug through a snottery cloot"

He's a keeper.

He is awfully cute. And well-hung too.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: Re: "I could sook a scabby dug through a snottery cloot"

He is awfully cute. And well-hung too.

What else is there then?

"Just fuck me, don't speak." ;-D

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

 

[cellis]

Oh another prince charming....

 

[A Desert Rose]

Oh another prince charming....

I have a feeling this frog would still be a frog... no matter what was done to him.

But there is charm in being cute and well hung. Yes?

 

[Phoenix Stone]

OH-MY-GAAA ---ah, aaaaacch....

There IS no smilie for that. Speechless. Loudly.



did he make it up himself, or is that from some repulsive village somewhere?? Anyone familiar with a British comedy show called Black Adder, and the bit about life during the Dark Ages?

Ps. Can you say, 'Ball GAG?' Notice the emphasis on the word gag.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

I don't think he made it up. He's Scottish.

Ball gags are handy aren't they?

 

[A Desert Rose]

I don't think he made it up. He's Scottish.

Ball gags are handy aren't they?

Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?

He's from Scotland? He's most definately a keeper!

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Not only that, he's a switch who leans toward submission, whereas I'm a switch who leans toward dominance!

 

[Xelebes]

Translation: I could suck a scabby dog through a snot-encrusted handkerchief - meaning - I'm really hungry.

A man who wants to be my sub said that during a chat yesterday evening. You know, you just don't forget it easily when somebody lays something like that on you.

I didn't say that...

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

We weren't chatting yesterday either.

 

[FungiUg]

You know, you just don't forget it easily when somebody lays something like that on you.

And who says romance is dead?

 

[Vixandra]

I don't think he made it up. He's Scottish.

Ball gags are handy aren't they?

Was going to suggest a gag.
But he's scottish... yum.
Still- asking him to refrain from phrases involving eating that use refrences to scabs or snot would probably help things along a bit.
Just a pinch.

 

[MissTaken]

Pagan switch,

You are sooooo cool!

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Pagan switch,

You are sooooo cool!

Thank you! So are you!

 

[Netzach]

"We're colonized by Wankers!!!"

~ from trainspotting.




Blackadder : Well saddle my horse then.
Baldrick : What d'you think you've been eating for the last two months?
Blackadder : Well go out into the street and hire me a horse!
Baldrick : Hire you a horse? For ninepence? On Jewish new year in the rain? A bare fortnight after the dreaded horse plague of old London town? With the Blacksmith's strike in its fifteenth week and the Dorset horse fetishists fair tomorrow?

~ from Blackadder

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Hey, trainspotting is one his favorite movies!

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Haven't seen trainspotting but -- Wow! another Black Adder fan! Tis one of the reasons I know Sir Husband is the one for me. Those nights of rolling on the floor laughing to the point of tears over the Black Plague and the Spanish Inquisition. ('...I've got a cunning plan!")

 

[FungiUg]

(From the "Kate, short for Bob" episode -- Flasheart?)

There are two things you must know about the wise woman. The first, she is wise. The second,

She's a woman?

Ah, so you've met her then!

No, it was just a blind stab in the dark... which is what YOU will be getting if you don't take me to her!


Yay for Blackadder! They have the collection of all of them on DVD here -- will get them when I remember.

 

[enigma nocturne]

I have two guy roomates, a guy sub from Ireland and his switchy (that is, he switches, he is a Dominant sort of masochist guy) cousin from Australia. I have seen LOTS of Black Adder. And Dr. Who. (but I call him Dr. What to bug them). And Monty Python, too. I am starting to dream of cyberman on horseback making bad puns about dead parrots..

 

[FungiUg]

Oh god, don't get me started on Monty Python. Exposed early... after all, my name IS Bruce.

 

[enigma nocturne]

wanders off singing "the Bright Side" or whateve it is called from Life of Bryan

Okay...

 

[Decadent Switch]

Hi

Yeah, I'm Scottish. Born in Edinburgh, raised in Aberdeen and somehow managed to take in just about every other major city (not that there are too many of them to choose from in this country) barring Glasgow and (thankfully) Dundee. Lived pretty damn close to Glasgow before now, though.

But that's irrelevant. I first read the phrase years ago, in a comic called "The Bogie Man". It's about a man who escapes from a mental asylum near Glasgow. He thinks he's Humphrey Bogart and embarks on a bit of a fantasy, being pursued by psychiatrists, gangsters and the police. Someone in the comic made that comment and I went wide-eyed and thought "Cool!" It's just one of those phrases that demonstrates very vividly, that the person who said it is... undoubtedly... very, very hungry. Of course, I prefer it in the original format, rather than the anglicised version - but then I generally have to follow it up with a translation.

As for being cute and well-hung, well... cuteness is in the eye of the beholder, so I'm not really qualified to comment on that. People have to make their own minds up. And I don't think there are too many men out there who haven't looked down at some point and thought "just one extra inch would be sheer perfection." And you know what they say. It's not what you have, it's what you do with it. And what you do with your tongue and fingers, as well, obviously.

Blackadder, Monty Python and Trainspotting are all excellent. But someone out there... somebody, somewhere must have a copy of a film from the '80s called "Restless natives". And nothing will ever top that one.

This long and rambling message has finally come to a conclusion.

Graham

http://www.keijan.co.uk/gfiles.html (Some of my pictures)
http://www.literotica.com:81/storie...hor=Decadent+Switch&Submit=Search+The+Stories (Some of my stories)