I Could Make My Life More Colorful

[TN_Vixen]

if I could only spew insults like some of the Lit GB members. Really.

if I could say I'm a gun-toting proud NRA card-holding mutherf'ckr

if my nick was "badasschick"

if my AVs looked anything like Rubyfruit's

if p_p_man pissed me off as much as he does everyone else

if DCL really was a pre-teen sex freak

if Laurel sat on my face

if... well, how do I follow the Laurel comment? heh

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

or if you could do this!

 

[Jim_Henson]

if I could only spew insults like some of the Lit GB members. Really.

if I could say I'm a gun-toting proud NRA card-holding mutherf'ckr

if my nick was "badasschick"

if my AVs looked anything like Rubyfruit's

if p_p_man pissed me off as much as he does everyone else

if DCL really was a pre-teen sex freak

if Laurel sat on my face

if... well, how do I follow the Laurel comment? heh

I had pussy all week

Killer Muffin slept with me..

Planty more there, missy.

 

[curious2c]

I don't know vixen. I think yo are pretty colorful right now.

Honest!

 

[christophe]

or if you could do this!

why would you leave the house if you could do that!

my wife wouldnt need me!

 

[Purple Haze]

or if you could do this!

I can do that, no one is impressed though...

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: I Could Make My Life More Colorful

I had pussy all week

Killer Muffin slept with me..

Planty more there, missy.

KM slept with you? Whaaa? I demand proof damnit! heh

 

[Jim_Henson]

I meant for you sweet cheeks, I was trying to help... Promise.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I can do that, no one is impressed though...

And one more reason for me to be in awe of the Joker. *grin*

 

[ma_guy]

It's fall! Rake up a pile of leaves and lay in it naked. Poof! Life is more colorful.

 

[TN_Vixen]

what does "planty" mean? Am I just ignorant?

 

[Jim_Henson]

what does "planty" mean? Am I just ignorant?

I'm just short a spellchecker before you quote me...

As for the Hazy one... I just want to know how he gets the makeup off his balls.

 

[Purple Haze]

I have a muppet on hand with a warm towel...

 

[TN_Vixen]

The rule is that you must pat the muppet on the head once, kiss his nose and then fart in his face.

What? It's what he likes!

 

[Jim_Henson]

I dont know what sort of muppet you had, but I'm guessing it was Evil Bert

He's a sick fucker like that.

 

[sunstruck]

I forgot all about evil Burt! lol

 

[bknight2602]

if I could only spew insults like some of the Lit GB members. Really.

if Laurel sat on my face

That would make me more colorful!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I had sex with you, Cheffie? Well Jeeeezus H. Roosevelt Christ.

 

[Jim_Henson]

You and me both... that bad habit of passing out.

 

[SimGuy]

Posting all your AV's on the Amateur Pics Forum would make MY life more colorful!!

 

[TN_Vixen]

I don't know vixen. I think yo are pretty colorful right now.

Honest!

Now, isn't that the sweetest thing? Thank you sugarpie!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Posting all your AV's on the Amateur Pics Forum would make MY life more colorful!!

Honey chile, that's an easy request. Are you always so easy to please?

 

[SimGuy]

Honey chile, that's an easy request. Are you always so easy to please?

Hmm, you probably have a personal photo stash hidden away somewhere.

And as far as easy to please......when it's been this long since having sex, yeah, I'm pretty easy to please!

 

[TN_Vixen]

.... getting back to the thread title:

If yayati knocked on my door and I could personally kick his ass.

If manu posted on the GB about anything but techhie subjects and then joined us in a late night chat session.

If Cheyenne started a "I just sucked ___________ cock" thread. whoo hoo!

 

[#1tankcomander]

if I could only spew insults like some of the Lit GB members. Really.

if I could say I'm a gun-toting proud NRA card-holding mutherf'ckr

if my nick was "badasschick"

if my AVs looked anything like Rubyfruit's

if p_p_man pissed me off as much as he does everyone else

if DCL really was a pre-teen sex freak

if Laurel sat on my face

if... well, how do I follow the Laurel comment? heh

The "my pussy picture" of you is pretty colorful!