I could be your BF!!! posts

[Nezhul]

Erm, what's up with that? I mean, I don't remember so much of this shit from half a year ago - I knew it was a problem in PM's, but not on open forums.

And now in every thread where a female answers, I will read 3-5 posts like
"Dump your boyfriend, I will please you better!"
"I would have no problem going down on you any time you want!!!"
"I would gladly fuck with you any time!!!"
"If I was your husband I would always do this and that for you!"

I mean... what? Are you kidding, guys? Do you REALLY think that you stand ANY chances with posts like this? In the best case scenario you come along as horny losers with no social skills - worst case it's just plain creepy and insulting to women.
Not to mention tiring.

It annoys me as hell too, and it's not targeted at me. Just stop that. Keep this shit to your horny PMing with dick picks. Or better yet - keep this shit to yourself.

/rant over.

 

[mbrownp1]

Lighten up Francis.

 

[twister947]

Erm, what's up with that? I mean, I don't remember so much of this shit from half a year ago - I knew it was a problem in PM's, but not on open forums.

And now in every thread where a female answers, I will read 3-5 posts like
"Dump your boyfriend, I will please you better!"
"I would have no problem going down on you any time you want!!!"
"I would gladly fuck with you any time!!!"
"If I was your husband I would always do this and that for you!"

I mean... what? Are you kidding, guys? Do you REALLY think that you stand ANY chances with posts like this? In the best case scenario you come along as horny loosers with no social skills - worst case it's just plain creepy and insulting to women.
Not to mention tiring.

It annoys me as hell too, and it's not targeted at me. Just stop that. Keep this shit to your horny PMing with dick picks. Or better yet - keep this shit to yourself.

/rant over.

QFT. Thanks.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

ah, the cyber-wankers.

 

[twister947]

ah, the cyber-wankers.

Anywhere else, wanker is a pejorative.

 

[13Fantasies]

So you don't want me to please you better than your boyfriend?

 

[Nezhul]

So you don't want me to please you better than your boyfriend?

Not quite interested in forum girlfriends of your type, sorry.

 

[screwher]

Lighten up Francis.

"Stripes" is still a fave film of mine.

 

[blowit]

It is irritating to have to keep replying to PM's that I have zero interest in cyber sex of any kind. So I 'get' the OP. Each to their own but I fail to understand.

 

[13Fantasies]

Not quite interested in forum girlfriends of your type, sorry.

Fine. I'll just go spam your inbox with my dick. -Sigh-

 

[Nezhul]

Fine. I'll just go spam your inbox with my dick. -Sigh-

Go ahead, I'll submit it in a shame thread and laugh at you there.

 

[13Fantasies]

Go ahead, I'll submit it in a shame thread and laugh at you there.

Where is that thread?

 

[Nezhul]

I think I saw it in a How-To forum, but I don't read it much so I don't remember.
There definitely was a thread where girls quoted some of the PMs they get for laughs.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I think I saw it in a How-To forum, but I don't read it much so I don't remember.
There definitely was a thread where girls quoted some of the PMs they get for laughs.

It's called PM asshattery. Pretty amusing to read some of the posts!
Here's the link.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=750187

 

[Nezhul]

I actually always wondered what should dick picks represent. As much as I like women's vaginas and tits, I wouldn't want to receive pictures of them from random forum women that I hardly know. I mean, that would be more like disgusting to me than hot... I can watch porn if I want to see that.
And any women who defines herself by a picture of her vagina would come along as not interesting at all - rather a psycho a bit. Not someone with whom I would want to talk much, let alone have sex with.
And not to mention that a good vagina doesn't equal a sexy woman. Someone can have the best genitals in the world while being completely unsexy and even repulsive, so the dick pick actually does NOTHING, even if it's a good one (and mostly they are bad ones, as far as I know)

So I really REALLY wonder what goes through the heads of men who send dick pictures. Do they think that girls find those photos so extremely hot, and their arousal gets so potent that they instantly want to get laid by the owner of the said dick? Or have cam sex at the very least?
Or get genuinely interested to become friends?
I mean... Can anyone be so stupid as to actually believe this?

 

[screwher]

I have a different perspective on these kind of messages. To which I find quite exciting. I get a lot of PMs from other men about my wife:

"I'm hard right now thinking about your wife!"
"I'd love to be her boyfriend!"
"I'm 8 inches and really thick!"
"I'll have her screaming my name!"
"I want to fuck her so bad!"

Keep them coming!

 

[latecomer91364]

The Art of Flirting...

... seems to be on life support, if not already dead.

Personally, I don't do those types of posts: "Hey baby, I'll make you scream louder than your boyfriend can!" - or whatever. It's the cyber version of construction workers yelling and whistling at women walking by.

Personally, I've had my share of online-to-real-life hookups, granted, usually on hookup sites, but even there, a little smart suggestiveness goes a lot further than a dick pic. Saying something sly and sexy, without an overt come-on; tendering a sincere, non boobs based compliment - just treating somebody as a real person, not just a collection of erogenous zones (there's plenty of time to explore that later, if they're stupid enough to fall for my BS .

I don't think those PM-ers expect anything but failure - just empty gestures from people whose lack of anything to say doesn't keep them from talking.

 

[mbrownp1]

I think it is absolutely hilarious how holier-than-thou people can be on a board that exists purely to cater to sexual fetishes.

"I'm here to get off but don't try to communicate with me...THAT'S soooo over the line. And don't be so deviant as to expect me to respond or send pics just so you can jerk off you pervert! Waaaahhhh! I'm so offended!"


Gimme a break. When everybody seems like an asshat to you, you're probably the asshat.