i clipped my toenails yesterday.

[Byron In Exile]

the nails on my big toes had started cutting holes in my socks.

those bastards really sneak up on you.

 

[girlsmiley]

Moron.

 

[glynndah]

the nails on my big toes had started cutting holes in my socks.

those bastards really sneak up on you.

Your socks?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Moron.

Oh, put a sock in it.

 

[hobbit.]

you could post the clippings to the constipated one....

 

[Byron In Exile]

Your socks?

Mine, yes.

I tend not to wear other peoples'.

 

[glynndah]

Mine, yes.

I tend not to wear other peoples'.

Oh. I wonder where I heard that.

 

[blunt_trauma]

those holes are melted through the sock by your cheezy, acrid sweat

 

[Byron In Exile]

those holes are melted through the sock by your cheezy, acrid sweat

My feet, miraculously, do not sweat.

 

[islandman]

Why did you wait till today to tell us this?

 

[blunt_trauma]

My feet, miraculously, do not sweat.

then why do they smell?

 

[garbage can]

It's always a good idea to soak your toes in sodium hypochlorite after cutting the nails.........

 

[Byron In Exile]

then why do they smell?

They don't smell to me and I can get within three feet of them.

On the other hand, you are 5,400 miles away, which is over 28 million feet.

Perhaps you're smelling your upper lip?

 

[warrior queen]

I don't have toenails on either of my big toes.
No peep sandals for me.

 

[blunt_trauma]

They don't smell to me and I can get within three feet of them.

seriously??? what... are you a plank???

i can touch the my ears with my feet.

 

[girlsmiley]

Oh, put a sock in it.

*throws toaster at your head*

 

[Byron In Exile]

seriously??? what... are you a plank???

i can touch the my ears with my feet.

So could my ex. I used to put her ankles behind her ears all the time.

I don't bend like that. (Never had occasion to try that position, though.)

But I could beat her in leg wrestling and arm wrestling no problem.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Why did you wait till today to tell us this?

Today everyone else seemed to be sharing.