I challenge you... no, I dare you!

[WickedEve]

I'm almost at 1,000 posts. I need to replace my "literotica guru" with something original and catchy, and something that screams "Wicked Eve!"

So can any of you think of something? The winner gets to see his/her creation under my name. (I know that's really, really exciting. )

My original idea was "there's always room for a dildo" but I suspect that sucks big time.

 

[karmadog]

"How 'bout them apples?"

A nice little double entendre with the whole Eden thing maybe.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I can garantee that you'll not end up with "there's always room for a dildo". You can only have 25 characters, I've been told... better make that a rule too.

I need to think of something good.

 

[WickedEve]

kdog

tee hee... I was trying to think of something related to apples or the Garden of Eden.

 

[WickedEve]

I have to see if I can find anything about the number of characters.
One poster on GB has one with 72 characters, but she's been here a long time. They may have changed the rules since then.

But you can say so much with just a few words. We are poets. Words are our thing. Isn't that profound?

 

[Guest]

Congratulations W.E.
You are the greatest to read in the forums and your poetry inspires me more than you know.
My suggestion for your subtitle:

WICKEDNESS IS OBJECTIVE

I couldn’t let this opportunity go by, in the end. LOL
sp

 

[Senna Jawa]

I'm almost at 1,000 posts. I need to replace my "literotica guru" with something original and catchy, and something that screams "Wicked Eve!"

So can any of you think of something? The winner gets to see his/her creation under my name. (I know that's really, really exciting. )

My original idea was "there's always room for a dildo" but I suspect that sucks big time.

Nah, be poet always, at every moment. What is that phrase "there's always" doing there? Exactly nothing. It's garbage, it's placebo, it's horrible. Dildo room or Dildo's room (talking about kennings ) or even Room for DILDO would be much better. But forget it. Have

            Heaven between thighs.

U may expand on this, add something about cleanly shaven or similar. Or make it:

            Flood in Heaven of Thighs

exactly 25 characters (and a kenning again).

Good luck,

 

[H'venlee]

How about...

These aren't Adam's apples

??

 

[JUDO]

How about...

Poetically Inclined

OR...

Inclined Poetically

???

I like the double entendre for you. And only 19 characters...still room for apple.

Poetically Inclined Eve (P.I.E.)


- Judo

 

[Senna Jawa]

Re: How about...

These aren't Adam's apples

??

Just the opposite! If U want to make a good one then let it simply be

            Adam's apples

Our Eve is a poet, so let her use a poetic phrase rather than just a phrase. Otherwise, yes, nice, very nice!

Regards,

 

[Senna Jawa]

How about...

Poetically Inclined

OR...

Inclined Poetically

???

I like the double entendre for you. And only 19 characters...still room for apple.

Poetically Inclined Eve (P.I.E.)


- Judo

your suggestions, Judo, r nice because indeed, they r not "sex in your face" so to speak. But can U replace "poetically" with something poetic?

Best regards,

 

[~Dream~]

With Artful's permission,

huggs eve sweety you rock and you know i LOVE you poems babe ... ghow bout "Creator of devilish desires"?

 

[Sweetwood]

name calling

How about:

My original idea was "there's always room for a dildo" but I suspect that sucks big time.

Sucks! Big Time

Or:

The other side of Paradise

Or:

Eden was never better

Or:

Lust from bust

Or:

Eden Revisited (by Sweetwife)

Or:

Where Cane does Abel

Man this is fun(at 5:30 in the morning)

Sleepy Sweetwood

 

[WickedEve]

Congratulations W.E.
You are the greatest to read in the forums and your poetry inspires me more than you know.
My suggestion for your subtitle:

WICKEDNESS IS OBJECTIVE

I couldn’t let this opportunity go by, in the end. LOL
sp

Thank you smithpeter. I like it, but it doesn't rock my wicked world.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: How about...

These aren't Adam's apples

??

That's going in the right direction.

 

[WickedEve]

How about...

Poetically Inclined

OR...

Inclined Poetically

???

I like the double entendre for you. And only 19 characters...still room for apple.

Poetically Inclined Eve (P.I.E.)


- Judo

I could just use P.I.E. and then everyone could guess what it stands for.
Perpetually Indecent Eve?

Eve is Poetry? (not bad)

I did think of this one last night: I made the Devil do it. But this morning it seems rather... ehh.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: How about...

Just the opposite! If U want to make a good one then let it simply be

            Adam's apples

Our Eve is a poet, so let her use a poetic phrase rather than just a phrase. Otherwise, yes, nice, very nice!

Regards,

I do want something that says poetry. I did want something that says Wicked, but I already say that in my own way.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: With Artful's permission,

huggs eve sweety you rock and you know i LOVE you poems babe ... ghow bout "Creator of devilish desires"?

I kind of like that. I like being a "creator" and like the alliteration of devilish desires. Only problem is that I think I've seen something very similar already in use.

I also thought of just using "sexlacious" the name of my site. Or the first part of a poem that's on my home page. "Eve writes with lipstick poems of the moment." I like the image of a female poet writing with lipstick.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: name calling

How about:



Sucks! Big Time

Or:

The other side of Paradise

Or:

Eden was never better

Or:

Lust from bust

Or:

Eden Revisited (by Sweetwife)

Or:

Where Cane does Abel

Man this is fun(at 5:30 in the morning)

Sleepy Sweetwood

Okay, I admit that it sucks! lol (my original idea, not yours )

 

[Ancient117331]

chuckling...

Eve,

Perhaps:

East of Eden

Chris Twyford
Ancient117331

 

[WickedEve]

Re: chuckling...

Eve,

Perhaps:

East of Eden

Chris Twyford
Ancient117331

I could go with something like "Goddess of your imagination" or maybe something like "Housewife in bunny slippers" or "Mistress Mommy of the Dirty Diaper." No, the truth is too shocking!

 

[Sweetwife]

Eve'ning Prose

Sweetwife

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I don't know why, but I like the sound of bleedin' apple

Oh, I think housewife in bunny slippers has a lot of potential...

 

[WickedEve]

Eve'ning Prose

Sweetwife

Oh, that's catchy!

 

[WickedEve]

I don't know why, but I like the sound of bleedin' apple

Oh, I think housewife in bunny slippers has a lot of potential...

bleedin' apple... what does that mean to you?