i can't talk about sex with my friends

Hester

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open minded people, great, fun, wonderful. but if i even bring up just a little bit of my views on sexuality, dinner conversation grinds to an uncomfortable halt.
 
That's sad. I go to church, and my fiance and I are really close to our associate pastor, and we're always makin dirty jokes. LOL Lots of insinuations, and such. Great fun. Who says church people are boring?
 
You must have one close friend who doesn't judge you.
Take my best friend. Shes awesome. I told her that I like to have a nature cd playing in the back ground while masturbating or i can't get off. She is very understanding.
 
Hester said:
open minded people, great, fun, wonderful. but if i even bring up just a little bit of my views on sexuality, dinner conversation grinds to an uncomfortable halt.


That's the price you pay for being into scat. It makes for lousy table talk.
 
TabascoKV said:
That's sad. I go to church, and my fiance and I are really close to our associate pastor, and we're always makin dirty jokes. LOL Lots of insinuations, and such. Great fun. Who says church people are boring?
dirty jokes, yes. not a problem. kinks, alternative views on sexuality, different story.
 
Hester said:
open minded people, great, fun, wonderful. but if i even bring up just a little bit of my views on sexuality, dinner conversation grinds to an uncomfortable halt.

actually it wasn't the conversation...

...you got a little piece of spinach between your teeth there...
 
Queersetti said:
That's the price you pay for being into scat. It makes for lousy table talk.
hah! i don't even think i know anyone who knows scat is a fetish.
 
breakwall said:
actually it wasn't the conversation...

...you got a little piece of spinach between your teeth there...
no, that's what my teeth look like normally :(
 
Hester said:
dirty jokes, yes. not a problem. kinks, alternative views on sexuality, different story.

It's not all dirty jokes. A lot of it deals with kink. They expressed a sad confession they have no sex toys. We're going to do something about that.
 
Recidiva said:
Embrace being misunderstood as your natural, valid lifestyle.
i guess that's the way to go.

normally i kind of like my dirty little secrets. but once in a while it would be nice to not feel like the freak in the room. especially when i open my mouth too much about it.
 
Hester said:
i guess that's the way to go.

normally i kind of like my dirty little secrets. but once in a while it would be nice to not feel like the freak in the room. especially when i open my mouth too much about it.

Well, considering I can't really discuss my sexual, political, spiritual...hey, I always feel like the freak in the room.

So at least if I'm around, you've got company.
 
that's what lit is for. If people actually talked about their perversions with people in their real life this place wouldn't exisit.
 
Hester said:
i guess that's the way to go.

normally i kind of like my dirty little secrets. but once in a while it would be nice to not feel like the freak in the room. especially when i open my mouth too much about it.

I usually heart the sex freak in the room. Don't think for a second that whatever you shared didn't make it's way into their fantasies that night.
 
LukkyKnight said:
Do you know about her proclivities?


That question was not intended for me but I just want to say.
No but I have been curious as hell about them and am hoping someday someone will spill it.
 
Hester said:
hah! i don't even think i know anyone who knows scat is a fetish.


Maybe you could educate them by singing few verses of everyones favorite scat hit.... "Minnie the Moocher" - he was a low down no good hoochie coocher who tossed his poo chie onto lucy lewcher ...
 
spacekowboy420 said:
I usually heart the sex freak in the room. Don't think for a second that whatever you shared didn't make it's way into their fantasies that night.
i'm pretty sure it didn't. it was more about sexuality in general and not a specific act.
 
TabascoKV said:
Who says church people are boring?

Me...


I have seen the comments about Hester's proclivities and all of that but I find myself wondering...




what gets Hester off????
 
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