I Can't Sleep!!!

[KID ROCK1]

I'm almost to the point where I start reading some of these threads on page 1...

Surely that will put me to sleep...

Oh and I know a secret about someone here but I was sworn to secrecy not to tell so don't even bother asking me what it is...

~i~

 

[KillerMuffin]

The fact that you're 17 and haven't been laid yet is no secret.

 

[Mistress]

ok, goodnight.

 

[Laurel]

I'll give you a dollar if you tell.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Ugh!!!

Yeah...I'm 17 damn years old and haven't had pussy since pussy had me...

If you believe that then I also own my own snow cone factory in the Sahara Desert...

~i~

 

[KillerMuffin]

See Laurel? Not only pathetic, but delusional too. I bet he still has his Barney Underoos on.

 

[Siren]

I'll give you a dollar if you dont tell

 

[Siren]

Re: Ugh!!!

 

[KID ROCK1]

Its Gonna Cost Ya...

I told ya to quit asking me what the secret is...I'm not telling anyone cuz I promised...

~i~

 

[Laurel]

I know a secret too. I know lots of secrets about lots of people on the BB. I probably already know your secret. How about you tell me and I'll tell you if I already know it or not.

 

[Laurel]

Re: Its Gonna Cost Ya...

I told ya to quit asking me what the secret is...I'm not telling anyone cuz I promised...

~i~

I said I'd give you a dollar.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Sorry...

You don't know this secret and neither does anyone else about someone who posts here and I can't tell anyone...

Not even for 2 Dollars...

~i~

 

[Laurel]

How do you know unless you tell me and I tell you if I know?

How about $2.25? And that's my final offer.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Laurellykins, you're arguing with a confused, acne-ridden geek who isn't even intelligent enough to buy stridex or wash out his Barney Underoos. He can't even decide if he knows this secret or not. Suffice it to say that the only secret he knows is how many fingers he can stuff up his own nose.

 

[Siren]

hahaha Laurel

 

[Siren]

Damn it Muff Kill........

 

[KID ROCK1]

Sheesh...

I'm trying to goto bed already and I have to deal with some love muffin person who insists on name calling...

Who's the immature one?

~i~

 

[KillerMuffin]

What can I say childish brainless person? I am bored as well and deigning to take rather bad potshots at you is more fun than peeling split ends, but only barely. You're a cheap and simplistic target, not being very bright and so utterly arrogant like you are. But anytime you like, go ahead, set yourself up and I may or may not condescend to sully myself by using you for a little target practice.

 

[Siren]

* settting up the KidRock putts for Muff Kill's practice

 

[Starfish]

Haa haaaa lol
you two....

I am sooooo glad to see you're back Siren....sorry you had a rough move BTW! Hope things are better now.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The bad thing about it La Siren love, it's the proverbial battle of wits with the unarmed little bratboy. Well, I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams all.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Huh?

Why are you so intent on flaming me with childish insults...Have I said one bad thing to you Kisser Muffin?

Who's the immature one?

~i~

 

[Siren]

Huh>? what was that G. R.?

 

[Laurel]

All right... $3.00. And a sex toy, gently used.

 

[Starfish]

I'll toss in that stale, crusty vibrating dong I was telling Sparky about!

Eh? Now there is an offer you can't refuse.......
Whew, I am glad I didn't gut the fucker for the shaker egg!