I can't help it - my mind is in the gutter

[wishfulthinking]

and staying there

I am just looking on a community classes board for local art classes. These are some of the creative listings:

Hi, if you are female and need your housework done please email me, the deal is ill pay you to let me clean for you while you watch. If you are genuine and want more information please don't hesitate

hi, I'm a 56 yr old male going to the beach tomorrow at Bribie for an all over tan, looking for another mate to go with, I know this is short notice, but I will pick you up up on the way, age not impo

Handy man
exchange some handy man help or car maintanence for some fun times ladies only​

 

[john-the-author]

I see no reason why you should even bother trying to get out of the gutter. Those ads are just going to drag you back down in it anyway.

 

[NoJo]

The first one looks great value for money

 

[slyc_willie]

Hi, if you are female and need your housework done please email me, the deal is ill pay you to let me clean for you while you watch. If you are genuine and want more information please don't hesitate​

I see nothing wrong with this. Just a genuinely altruistic person looking to help others out. Nothing dirty or ulterior about it.

You people should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[xssve]

Well move it over so mine can roll by.

I can't pay you, but I can fix you dinner...

 

[wishfulthinking]

It seems I have to make room for all of you in the gutter with me

I got this strange urge to make a pottery thing for a gift, and instead found a way I can get paid to have my place cleaned. This is the best offer ever. I'll even watch why they cook dinner and mow the lawn too, I promise. It doesn't matter if they are naked and have this sudden urge to rub parts of their body, apply oils, shave hair off, and/or smell my shoes. Perhaps this guy has free gift vouchers?

 

[wishfulthinking]

I can't pay you, but I can fix you dinner...

I can watch while you do, but I can't promise I will like your cooking