I can't find my glasses

[Dillinger]

And therefore I couldn't get a really good look at Gwen's belly button.

Anyone know where I put them?

 

[QuickDuck]

check on top of your head

 

[Dillinger]

check on top of your head

I did. Now that I'm completely bald they can't hide there. I hope I didn't leave them at a store or something.

 

[QuickDuck]

luckily i am not one of those people who say "well where did you last have them?".

hell if you knew that, then they wouldn;t be lost

 

[Gilly Bean]

My favorite place to lose my glasses at, is on the side of my bed, where they inevitably get a pillow tossed onto them in the middle of the night.



Didja check on top of the cpu monitor?

 

[Dillinger]

I don't wear them all the time. Usually when I drive or watch TV. I've checked all around the house and in the car. I'm afraid I took them off somewhere when I was running errands on Friday and left them there.

 

[eagleyez]

mine fell off today lookin at roxy...

 

[Dillinger]

What I'm most afraid of is that perhaps they fell into the garbage.

 

[Guest]

I did. Now that I'm completely bald they can't hide there. I hope I didn't leave them at a store or something.

The flaming "Dilly" logo incinerated them.

 

[Dillinger]

Probably. I knew I shouldn't have used so much gasoline.

 

[morninggirl5]

Wouldn't you have noticed not having them driving home after your errands?

 

[Blackbich]

The flaming "Dilly" logo incinerated them.

lol.

 

[Dillinger]

Wouldn't you have noticed not having them driving home after your errands?

Not necessarily. My eyesight isn't that bad... its just better with glasses.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

They're distance glasses not reading glasses. So they're usually near where I sit to watch TV or in the car. Though sometimes I have them on when I go upstairs or something and I take them o to do something and leave them there.

But I've looked everywhere...

Maybe I left them in my office on Friday.

 

[BlueDaisy]

What I'm most afraid of is that perhaps they fell into the garbage.

I can relate. I think that is what happened to my engagement ring. Hmm....wonder if that is an omen? Well, we've been married for almost 19 years, so maybe I'm safe. Of course, I only lost the ring about 4 years ago.....

 

[Cleopatra]

As I hate these open-ended threads...

Did you find them Dilly?

Pray to St. Anthony. If you're inclined, of course. Always works for me.

 

[Dillinger]

Unfortunately no - I haven't found them yet. So I'm headed out to retrace my steps in a bit and see if they turn up.

 

[bad kitty]

Check with the redhead that you met for a lunchtime quickie on Friday. Betcha she has em.

 

[Guest]

Ginko Biloba, old man.




Look under yo bed. And then look by the lube. I betcha you'll find them.

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

Logic Buddy says: they'll be in the last place you look

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Logic Buddy says: they'll be in the last place you look

Well of course they will. Once he finds them, he won't look for them anymore.

 

[Oscuridad]

 

[Dillinger]

Well of course they will. Once he finds them, he won't look for them anymore.

*lol*

 

[Dillinger]

Yay!

I spent 3 days searching for them - in my house, my car - everywhere I could think of. Today I decided to drive to my office to see if I had left them there on Friday. So I'm all ready to go - I reach into my briefcase to get my badge (can't get into the building without it) and when I pull it out, there are my glasses attached to the neck strap. *lol*