I can't even.

[Garnate]

I just....can't.
In what universe does a random text like this get someone laid?
Not only do I not want his dick now, but I'll never be responding to him again.
Begs the question: Male or female, what is something someone can say to you to completely turn you off?

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/87ae8445-7ce9-423d-9af4-9eaa51555340_zps7cca883a.png

 

[Liar]

If the theory of the infinite multiverse is correct, it happens all the time.

 

[Garnate]

If the theory of the infinite multiverse is correct, it happens all the time.

Doesn't make it right.

 

[islandman]

Who is Nick on Lit?

 

[neci]

it depends on the hormones.

 

[Garnate]

Who is Nick on Lit?

He's not on Lit. None of them are.




Correction! One of them is.

 

[EndCredits]

So I guess I'd better delete that text I was about to send you.

 

[Liar]

Doesn't make it right.

There is no right or wrong, only the endless chaos.

Embraaaace the enntropyyyy...

Ahem.

 

[Garnate]

So I guess I'd better delete that text I was about to send you.

Coming from you it would make me laugh. I can't have your dick. This is a genuine text from someone hoping it would....I dunno, turn me on? I guess I'm just hoping for more smoothness or creativity from guys. Some just aren't trying anymore.

 

[Garnate]

There is no right or wrong, only the endless chaos.

Embraaaace the enntropyyyy...

Ahem.

Never!

 

[islandman]

I'm betting Ryan is the Litster.

 

[Garnate]

I'm betting Ryan is the Litster.

Incorrect

Let me be clear, I wouldn't say either way but you're definitely wrong on that one.

 

[marklove015]

Coming from you it would make me laugh. I can't have your dick. This is a genuine text from someone hoping it would....I dunno, turn me on? I guess I'm just hoping for more smoothness or creativity from guys. Some just aren't trying anymore.

How are you this evening? You need to relax with a real man.

 

[Lorilei]

I'm betting Ryan is the Litster.

You know we all scrolled back up trying to figure it out.

 

[Garnate]

How are you this evening? You need to relax with a real man.

Is that something someone could say to turn you off?

 

[Garnate]

You know we all scrolled back up trying to figure it out.

Haaaaaa

Focus, people!

 

[EndCredits]

Also: I get way fewer texts than you do.

 

[Garnate]

Also: I get way fewer texts than you do.

I won't mention that there are texts from 13 more guys than my screen shows (I had to look back for that one).

I assure you most just want stock tips.

 

[FGB]

I just....can't.
In what universe does a random text like this get someone laid?
Not only do I not want his dick now, but I'll never be responding to him again.
Begs the question: Male or female, what is something someone can say to you to completely turn you off?

But...But...You have Nice shoes! and everything!

 

[Garnate]

But...But...You have Nice shoes! and everything!

He would've had better luck leading with that.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I won't mention that there are texts from 13 more guys than my screen shows (I had to look back for that one).

I assure you most just want stock tips.

So if I sign up for Snapchat, I can have about 20 gals on my message line like that and at least one of them is bound to text, "Want this pussy tonight?"

 

[Adre]

Garnate, I don't know you, and I don't generally suck up, but you see to be quite the cool broad. At least so far.

 

[Garnate]

So if I sign up for Snapchat, I can have about 20 gals on my message line like that and at least one of them is bound to text, "want this pussy tonight?"

This wasn't through snapchat but yes. That's exactly how snapchat works!!

 

[Garnate]

Garnate, I don't know you, and I don't generally suck up, but you see to be quite the cool broad. At least so far.

Just don't get too close. People lose respect for me after I pass on all of the elbow chlamydia. Freaking prudes...

 

[Aquagal]

Every single one of them is attractive, but Mike's glasses are crazy big.