I Can't Breathe!

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I think some water boarding would help clear up matters a lot!
 
Holy Mixed Metaphor, Batman!

You are on to me aren't you?

Damn. Still I have to try.

I mean this "I can breath" crap...Really?

Get a hoodie and go shopping because some dumbass criminal hasn't got enough sense to just fucking STOP and surrender when a man with a badge...A universally known symbol of authority tell you to.

The man has a gun and all kinds of clubs, chains, spray and other arguments.
And a hell of a lot of help including Rin fucking Tin Tin if he needs to call them up.

So don't surrender, Charge the fucker! See if you can wrestle his gun away from him or make a run for it.

His profession and training is taking down dumbasses like you!

He will use deadly force if he thinks he needs to.

So STFU stand still quietly, with hands in plain site, answer his questions If he has to arrest you, yeah...it's a bitch, but it's better than getting the hell beat out of you or a bullet.

Oh,Yeah...BREATHE!:D
 
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You preach that you are a christian

You are on to me aren't you?

Damn. Still I have to try.

I mean this "I can breath" crap...Really?

Get a hoodie and go shopping because some dumbass criminal hasn't got enough sense to just fucking STOP and surrender when a man with a bade...A universally known symbol of authority tell you to.

The man has a gun and all kinds of clubs, chains, spray and other arguments.
And a hell of a lot of help including Rin fucking Tin Tin if he needs to call them up.

So don't surrender, Charge the fucker! See if you can wrestle his gun away from him or make a run for it.

His profession and training is taking down dumbasses like you!

He will use deadly force if he thinks he needs to.

So STFU stand still quietly, with hands in plain site, answer his questions If he has to arrest you, yeah...it's a bitch, but it's better than getting the hell beat out of you or a bullet.

Oh,Yeah...BREATHE!:D

You must be one of those who never missed a witch burning, rather than one who might turn the other cheek
 
You must be one of those who never missed a witch burning, rather than one who might turn the other cheek

Finally!

I thought these fish wouldn't take a bait!:)

See I've got enough sense to know that if you could burn them ...they probably not that much of a witch!

I don't go around cutting people down except in jest and only if they are able to defend themselves.... what they are comes out sooner or later.

Naturally some fools need telling they are fools...some are a waste of time and breath.
 
I am trying to picture Jesus with a bumper sticker on his car

Would Jesus have a sticker on his car that said, Trouble, I am trouble.

Somehow it makes me doubt that you have many christian works to offer.

I think that faith without works are as nothing in the eyes of God.

I am an unbeliever and it seems that I am closer to salvation then you are.

You should shake off the cobwebs of what you used to think of yourself and admit that you have become another right wing nut instead of a follower of Christ.

"But Lord, we did great works in your name." And God answers "I know you not".

Since you are going to burn in hell, you might as well have some fun before He light the fire under you.
 
Would Jesus have a sticker on his car that said, Trouble, I am trouble.

Somehow it makes me doubt that you have many christian works to offer.

I think that faith without works are as nothing in the eyes of God.

I am an unbeliever and it seems that I am closer to salvation then you are.

You should shake off the cobwebs of what you used to think of yourself and admit that you have become another right wing nut instead of a follower of Christ.

"But Lord, we did great works in your name." And God answers "I know you not".

Since you are going to burn in hell, you might as well have some fun before He light the fire under you.

The only thing funnier than Democrats telling Republicans what they need to do to win elections is non-believers preaching what various religious people should do to follow their faith, complete with quoting scriptures.

Why'ncha head on down to the ampics section and tell them that whosoever looks upon a woman with lust in his heart has committed adultery already in his heart..
 
Would Jesus have a sticker on his car that said, Trouble, I am trouble.

Somehow it makes me doubt that you have many christian works to offer.

I think that faith without works are as nothing in the eyes of God.

I am an unbeliever and it seems that I am closer to salvation then you are.

You should shake off the cobwebs of what you used to think of yourself and admit that you have become another right wing nut instead of a follower of Christ.

"But Lord, we did great works in your name." And God answers "I know you not".

Since you are going to burn in hell, you might as well have some fun before He light the fire under you.

Jesus came to start trouble.

My Father knows me.

And I assure you that you, by your own admission, are not.

If you are going to read someone else's mail you should learn what it means.
 
I tried to find God once

Jesus came to start trouble.

My Father knows me.

And I assure you that you, by your own admission, are not.

If you are going to read someone else's mail you should learn what it means.
But I learned that it was a foolish mission since he does not exist. God is like Voodoo,
if you believe he is real but if you don't believe he is just another myth.

Someday he might have his own cartoon show like Thor has now.

Maybe not in this country but in countries where they go to schools that teach science instead of creation.
 
You are on to me aren't you?

Damn. Still I have to try.

I mean this "I can breath" crap...Really?

Get a hoodie and go shopping because some dumbass criminal hasn't got enough sense to just fucking STOP and surrender when a man with a bade...A universally known symbol of authority tell you to.

The man has a gun and all kinds of clubs, chains, spray and other arguments.
And a hell of a lot of help including Rin fucking Tin Tin if he needs to call them up.

So don't surrender, Charge the fucker! See if you can wrestle his gun away from him or make a run for it.

His profession and training is taking down dumbasses like you!

He will use deadly force if he thinks he needs to.

So STFU stand still quietly, with hands in plain site, answer his questions If he has to arrest you, yeah...it's a bitch, but it's better than getting the hell beat out of you or a bullet.

Oh,Yeah...BREATHE!:D

So glib about the bullshit that never happens to people like you.

Privilege is such a wonderful thing. Tell your God I said hello when you're sitting in church next Sunday pretending it's reason and not fear of an invisible daddy parent making you go there. He'll pass your mocking respects to Eric's soul.
 
But I learned that it was a foolish mission since he does not exist. God is like Voodoo,
if you believe he is real but if you don't believe he is just another myth.

Someday he might have his own cartoon show like Thor has now.

Maybe not in this country but in countries where they go to schools that teach science instead of creation.

Well, Jesus did say his coming would make fools out of the wise.

Call out to Jesus...Call out to God. Seriously ask them to come into your life and prove they exist.

I dare you. They may be waiting for you to make the first move.

But if you do, you are a double damned fool if you expect life to go on as it has.

In fullness of time God will reach out and touch you.

I had no real ideal whom or what I was dealing with when I joined up or the very real power of a living God.

You can keep your cartoons...:)
 
You are on to me aren't you?

Damn. Still I have to try.

I mean this "I can breath" crap...Really?

Get a hoodie and go shopping because some dumbass criminal hasn't got enough sense to just fucking STOP and surrender when a man with a bade...A universally known symbol of authority tell you to.

The man has a gun and all kinds of clubs, chains, spray and other arguments.
And a hell of a lot of help including Rin fucking Tin Tin if he needs to call them up.

So don't surrender, Charge the fucker! See if you can wrestle his gun away from him or make a run for it.

His profession and training is taking down dumbasses like you!

He will use deadly force if he thinks he needs to.

So STFU stand still quietly, with hands in plain site, answer his questions If he has to arrest you, yeah...it's a bitch, but it's better than getting the hell beat out of you or a bullet.

Oh,Yeah...BREATHE!:D
You're all over the place. Are you taking about Michael Brown or Eric Garner? There is evidence one tried to wrestle a gun away from an officer and got shot, while the other one resisted arrest and was wrestled to the ground with an officer's arm around his throat . . . for allegedly selling loose cigarettes. He would die at the hospital.
 
You must be one of those who never missed a witch burning, rather than one who might turn the other cheek

The worst advice Jesus ever gave, you see where it got him.

I once watched a faggot kick some serious ass alone. After he emptied the bar of his tormenters he said something that oughta be printed on our money: THE ONLY THING I LIKE BETTER THAN SUCKING DICK IS KICKING ASS.

I suggested it for the motto of the Armys RAINBOW DIVISION.
 
So glib about the bullshit that never happens to people like you.

Privilege is such a wonderful thing. Tell your God I said hello when you're sitting in church next Sunday pretending it's reason and not fear of an invisible daddy parent making you go there. He'll pass your mocking respects to Eric's soul.

:) So you think I have never been arrested? Spent some time in jail? For some even if real, several counts of law breaking was still some bullshit? Or bulled by the law?

HA!

Knowing when to shut up and play nice is something I like to call COMMON SENSE.

Try it sometimes...works pretty good.
 
Chris Rock did funny (if you consider him funny) skit on not how to get beat by the cops. It included: Obey the Law, dont blare fuck the cops music, and dont drive with an angry woman amongst other things. If you obey the law you will be fine. Its sad he died but doesn't deserve a protest
 
Chris Rock did funny (if you consider him funny) skit on not how to get beat by the cops. It included: Obey the Law, dont blare fuck the cops music, and dont drive with an angry woman amongst other things. If you obey the law you will be fine. Its sad he died but doesn't deserve a protest

What a spectacularly naive view of how things really are.
 
:) So you think I have never been arrested? Spent some time in jail? For some even if real, several counts of law breaking was still some bullshit? Or bulled by the law?

HA!

Knowing when to shut up and play nice is something I like to call COMMON SENSE.

Try it sometimes...works pretty good.

Get back to me when you've been choked to within a centimeter of your life by cops for no fucking reason. Or get shot to death by cops for holding a toy in a department store.

We know this will never happen to you because reasons, but you can keep on being glib. Enjoy going to church on Sunday, let us know what The Lord thinks about this shit.

Zumi believes you have to be a three time loser in order to understand life in America.

So, being a three-time loser yourself, you definitely understand life in America then. Hey, I defer to the experience of your schmuckiness.
 
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