I can't be bothered

If I start, I finish usually, unless something important comes up, like a house fire. Even then I might not stop.
 
I've done this. Sometimes the slightest distraction can throw me off completely...a slamming door...a loud engine...a cell mate expelling intestinal gas...it's part of life.
 
This was just too easy

I imagine it would be a real pain to wank off, Hanns. Finding your prick in the first place must take two hours with the tweezers and electron microscope.
 
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