I can write an Incest Story in Just a Couple of Paragraphs

[MelissaRoberts]

"Mom, you have been having sex with my brother Michael and and me for almost two years now. He is your nineteen year old son, and I am your twenty year old daughter. Who do you prefer best?"

Honey, I can't answer that question.

"Mom, how many times have you had sex with Michael during the the past two years?"

Honey, I can't really answer that question exactly, but it must me around four or five hundred times.

"Mom, have you really let Michael fuck you four or five hundred times during the past two years?"

Honey, I can't lie to you, but I think the number might be more than that because sometimes we fucked twice a day.

 

[bronzeage]

Apparently, you can't.

 

[atmas]

That's more a child abuse story.

 

[MelissaRoberts]

Apparently, you can't.

Apparently, you don't know who I am.

 

[TexasWife25]

Apparently, you don't know who I am.

but we know you cant count

 

[MelissaRoberts]

but we know you cant count

Just thought I would push and see who shoved back.

 

[firenzi]

Is there a punchline somewhere? I don't get it.

 

[Peregrinator]

This is like its own entry in The Best Of Bad Hemingway.

Hemingway once boasted that he could write an entire short story in six words...when challenged, his answer was:

For sale: Baby shoes. Never used.

 

[firenzi]

"Sometimes we fucked twice a day" doesn't have the same pizazz.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Apparently, you don't know who I am.

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1606841795643&id=4ed5a839ec8d7dc0ebf18f287e7d15a2

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Apparently, you don't know who I am.

Ken? ??

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Karen?

 

[Ken_Kraft]

bingo