I call to order a meeting of the PFFCP on the current issue of...

[Starfish]

Bringing down the Anti-Fruitcake Establishment.


The Anti-Fruitcakeatarians are taking over, and it is fucking bogus.


We need someone to write "Anti-Fruitcakeatarians Go Home" in latin all over the palace walls.

Anyone? Anyone?

Discuss.

 

[Starfish]

I am in this alone, aren't I?

Well, goes and makes cocoa, and smokes a bowl.

 

[Guest]

you're a fruitcake.

 

[MissTaken]

A word of warning:

Never ingest anything that has the half life of carbon.

Now, on to the pro fruitcake rally?

 

[claude_moveml]

Fact 1: Cake is good.
Fact 2: Fruitcake is cake.
Rule 1: Transitivity.
Conclusion 1: Fruitcake is good.
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[Starfish]

you're a fruitcake.

Are all psych heads into making such obvious observations?




A rally is a great idea!

We can use claude's definition as our slogan.


Cake=Good
Fruitcake=Cake
Fruitcake=Good


This is brilliant shit. We are sure to have a hell of a turn out!

 

[bknight2602]

I don't support fruitcakes.

 

[Starfish]

Then we have two words for you!!


GET OUT!!!!!!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Fact 1: Cake is good.
Fact 2: Fruitcake is cake.
Rule 1: Transitivity.
Conclusion 1: Fruitcake is good.
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Error.

Fruitcake is not cake. It is a horrible holiday tradition masquerading as a food item.

Transitivity has no application.