I brought my own personal Newbie!

[sunstruck]

Meet norcalhangdog (long ass nic)! I convinced him that this place was freaky enough to keep him entertained.

He's smart and adorable and a total wise ass and I've known him for years.

Play nice!

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

Play nice!

Always!

 

[christcat69]

We may not be able to contain ourselves.....

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Welcome to the boards...

I hope you enjoy it!

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Tap-Out]

Play nice!

But.. but... oh alright you win.

Welcome to the boards norcalhangdog.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Trubble with a capital T.

 

[unclej]

oh boy, we have a couple of wise people and several asses but we're a bit lacking in the wiseass area so i'm pretty excited. welcome and enjoy.

 

[Freya]

Play nice!

You're no fun.

 

[amelia]

you asked us to play nice so...

I will do my best to be
honest and fair,
friendly and helpful,
considerate and caring,
courageous and strong, and
responsible for what I say and do,
and to
respect myself and others,
respect authority,
use resources wisely,
make the world a better place,
and be a sister to every Girl Scout.

oh wait, that's the girl scout law..nevermind.


welcome to lit!

 

[Norcalhangdog]

Trubble with a capital T.

Is that a compliment or a gripe?

 

[sunstruck]

Trubble with a capital T.

You know I DO have decent, intelligent, non sarcastic friends!

Just not here.

 

[Norcalhangdog]

You know I DO have decent, intelligent, non sarcastic friends!

Just not here.

No you don't.

 

[DarkAngel]

Originally posted by sunstruck Play nice!

Not possible!

 

[Tap-Out]

Here's a question. How did you come about picking that name for here?

 

[Norcalhangdog]

Here's a question. How did you come about picking that name for here?

Do I need a name representative of my alter-ego? Or one of my true self? I went with the true self one, since I think conjured up contrived names for wherever you may be are crap. I am originally from Northern Cali, and I like to climb on rocks and shit, both are pretty deeply ingrained in me, so there you go. I could have come up with erotic foot-fucking-master or some shit like that, but that's just not me.

 

[Freya]

I could have come up with erotic foot-fucking-master or some shit like that, but that's just not me.

Well shit, you just destroyed all my fantasies.

 

[sunstruck]

I could have come up with erotic foot-fucking-master or some shit like that, but that's just not me.

LOL I did warn you it was a porn board. lol

 

[Norcalhangdog]

LOL I did warn you it was a porn board. lol

OK then, I shall henceforth be known as Norcal AKA foot-fucking-master. but you already complained my name was too long!

 

[Freya]

We'll call you FFM for short.

 

[sunstruck]

When did you develope this foot fettish? lol I don't recall hearing you fuck any feet.

 

[Norcalhangdog]

When did you develope this foot fettish? lol I don't recall hearing you fuck any feet.

It's a reference to Pulp Fiction:
"...I'm the foot fucking Mastah. I got my technique down and everything; I don't be tickling or nothin..."

 

[Agent99]

I like him already. He can spell.

 

[Norcalhangdog]

I like him already. He can spell.

the cost of not getting the fucking Millenium Falcon I asked for for Christmas, and getting Speak and Spell instead. And without ET's supreme intellect, I couldn't use it to talk to Distant galaxies or anything.

 

[Norcalhangdog]

Bye bye. going home

 

[Agent99]

Perhaps you should have asked for the Millennium Falcon instead?