"I bent my wookie"

[Basia]

In honor of mynew Avatar, I decided to start a thread of Simpson's quotes. ^_^

"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to play in the deep end"
-Ralph Wiggem

 

[naudiz]

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

 

[PrettySarcasticF]

"Mmmmmmm ....... invisiable cola ......." * insert Homer drooling*

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I am so smart S M R T

shut up brain or i'll stab you with a Q-Tip

and the imfamis d'ho.

 

[naudiz]

"Oh, I just swept the circle of death." - Marge

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

"I know you can her my thoughts too boy .......




........... "Mowe Mowe Mowe Mowe."

 

[lilminx]

Oh, boy- sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

*whispering* My cat's breath smells like cat food.- Ralph Wiggum

 

[Karmic]

*whispering* My cat's breath smells like cat food.- Ralph Wiggum

(Oh god, why was that a turn on? )

Homer: Oooh I wanted a peanut
Brain: Wait! money can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Please explain
Brain Money can be exchanged for goods and services....

 

[Basia]

"He he he" *Homer then prances around, eating everything in sight.*

 

[Renegade]

You're talking Simpsons, you're talking my language.

Homer Simpson: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch her from his neon claws!
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Homer: God bless those pagans.
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Mr. Burns: Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash?!
Smithers: Um, well, sir... it happened twenty five years before I was born.
Mr. Burns: Oh, that's your excuse for everything!
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Lisa: I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm.
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Kang: Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
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Scorpio: Stop him! He's supposed to die!
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Ned Flanders: I think I'm coveting my own wife.....
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Homer: Oh yeah? Well, if he's so smart, then why's he dead?

 

[Phoenyx]

Lisa: Two hundred and fifty dollars? But I need that album to honour the memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy.
Comic Book Guy: He's dead? Well why didn't you say so.
(CBG crosses out $250 on the price tag and writes $500)
Lisa: Awww.
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CBG: Someone has mixed an "Amazing Spiderman" in with the
"Peter Parker - The Spectacular Spiderman" series. This
will not stand.
Woman: Pardon me, but I wish to tender a serious cash offer
for this stack of water damaged Little Lulus.
CBG: Huh, "A" that is not water, it is Diet Mr. Pib, and "B"
I... (CBG turns to look at the woman) Ohh... Err... Tell
me, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still
live with their parents?
Woman: Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.
CBG: Don't try to change me baby.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Homer: ~~and lift, and strain, and hyp-er-ex-tend.~~ Keep those knees ridgid. Flick that lower back.

 

[Mischka]

"Oh, I just swept the circle of death." - Marge

Damnit, Naudiz, you beat me to it. That's my favorite line.

 

[celiaKitten]

"It tastes like .. burning!"
~Ralph Wiggum

 

[Phoenyx]

Shoot them all and let god Sort them out..
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Marge Simpson On a Halloween episode
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[Ticklish Girl]

Reverend Lovejoy: Wait a minute. This sounds like rock and/or roll!

 

[lilminx]

The best one:

D'oh!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sorry, all ya'll are wrong, the best Homer quote:

"Oooohhhhhh, booooobies."

 

[lilminx]

More Ralph Wiggum

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

Well, the doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

So, you like....stuff?

You choo choo choose me?

 

[Skibum]

Release the hounds! - Mr. Burns.

 

[Renegade]

Kang: Holy fleurking schnit!
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Homer: Do you sell toys?
Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen Yogurt, which I call Frogurt!
Homer: Well, I'm looking for something for my son's birthday.
Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Oooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain sodium benzoate.
Homer: ......
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

 

[SexKittyPurr]

Hmmm...when I signed up I thought it would be easy for me to figure out how to put up a pic for my avatar, but I was lost. I'm jealous of all you guys!

Can someone tell me how to do it...or will I be left in the dark without a light on?

"Daddy, daddy, where are you?" *sniffle*

 

[Renegade]

SexKittyPurr

It's pretty easy to do, but you'll need to make 100 posts before the board will let you use an AV. It's set in the settings to not let people put one till then, so get posting. lol Welcome to the board.

 

[naudiz]

Homer: It's like women are from Venus, and men are...
Marge: From Mars?
Homer: Oh sure, give me the one with all the monsters.

Homer: Up yours, space coyote!

Homer: Mmm unprocessed fishsticks.

Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders!


Mischka, hee. Great minds, and all that.

 

[flawed_ethics]

Homer: "Mmmm... Forbidden Donut..."
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Homer: "Uhh, it has purple, purple's a fruit."
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Sideshow Bob: {Disgruntled Groan, after stepping into 23rd rake}
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Bart: "Ohh, only ten years old and I already have two arch-enemies"
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And of course the flying pig (from one of the best Simpsons episodes yet!). I also like my sig line, spoken by Homer as well.