I assume...

[MagnumOpus1976]

...I've been missed.

I can't say that I blame you. I'm quite pleasant.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

...I've been missed.

I can't say that I blame you. I'm quite pleasant.

Sure....I guess.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Sure....I guess.

I thought so.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I thought so.

You're very cerebral.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

You're very cerebral.

yeah. it's part of my charm.

 

[blackleggings]

Are those white hairs on your chin?

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Are those white hairs on your chin?

yes. also part of my charm.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Don't squeeze the charm in.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Don't squeeze the charm in.

you're not the boss of me.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

you're not the boss of me.

Yeah, well, think about elephants.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Yeah, well, think about elephants.

I don't even know what elephants is.

is it a dessert?

 

[Tryharder62]

I wondered why it got a little brighter in here. You're back!

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

I wondered why it got a little brighter in here. You're back!

I've been busier than Octomom's vagina.

 

[Tryharder62]

I've been busier than Octomom's vagina.

That's busy! Don't tell me you actually have a life outside lit.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

That's busy! Don't tell me you actually have a life outside lit.

well, I've got a little college going on.....it's been making demands on my time that are interrupting my smut perusal.

 

[Tryharder62]

well, I've got a little college going on.....it's been making demands on my time that are interrupting my smut perusal.

You have to get your priorities straight. LOL. Good luck with the college....that's the important thing.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

You have to get your priorities straight. LOL. Good luck with the college....that's the important thing.

that's what I keep telling myself. after masturbating.

 

[Tryharder62]

that's what I keep telling myself. after masturbating.

Everything looks better after that!

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Everything looks better after that!

I suppose.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Has the euphoria worn off yet?

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Has the euphoria worn off yet?

I wouldn't think so. I'm an event.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I wouldn't think so. I'm an event.

I'm starting to feel it...a tingling...wait...no...just gas.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

I'm starting to feel it...a tingling...wait...no...just gas.

sometimes it's tough to tell the difference.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

sometimes it's tough to tell the difference.

Sometimes pee shivers are the highlight of my day.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Sometimes pee shivers are the highlight of my day.

that's a pretty easy bar to clear