I arrive on your doorstep...drunk and aggressively leering...

[Rambling Rose]

what would you do?

Should I mention that I am wearing a trenchcoat and scuffed black combat boots? Or that I'm carrying what looks like a complete arsenal of mysterious objects in a suitcase cuffed to my wrist?

 

[lavender]

 

[modest mouse]

I run into my home and hide behind the couch.

Conveniently forgetting to lock the door in your face.

 

[Ice Cold]

Well after being sexually frustrated by Cath's semi drunken state, I'm revved up and ready to take you, suitcase and all.

 

[JazzManJim]

You're coming inside as fast as I can get you there. There're hours and hours of debauchery in that suitcase and I want every single minute.

And then we'll sample a few of my toys.

Or is that just too aggressive?

 

[Problem Child]

change the oil in my truck...I'm going on 5000 miles now, but it's synthetic, so don't worry. There's about half a cord of oak in the back that needs splitting, so its a good thing you wore those boots. Clean the hard water rings out of my toilets, there's a pumice in the cabinet.

Then cook me a bacon, egg, and cheese burrito.

 

[Cath!]

Then cook me a bacon, egg, and cheese burrito.

but you already ate!!

Damn...BR...why don't we just forget all of them and be drunk and sexual together???

 

[Rambling Rose]

You see, PC? That's the problem when you get cocky and don't read the thread all the way through. You've effectively told me what you would do if I showed up...now should I share with you what I intend to do to you?

And cook your own fucking breakfast boy...and bring me another drink while you're up!

 

[Problem Child]

You see, PC? That's the problem when you get cocky and don't read the thread all the way through. You've effectively told me what you would do if I showed up...now should I share with you what I intend to do to you?

And cook your own fucking breakfast boy...and bring me another drink while you're up!

hehe....I know, cath makes pretty good ones, and she's handy with the vacuum. I'll arm wrestle you or play one round of trivial pursuit...loser is the other person's indentured servant for the weekend.

 

[Cath!]

hehe....I know, cath makes pretty good ones, and she's handy with the vacuum. I'll arm wrestle you or play one round of trivial pursuit...loser is the other person's indentured servant for the weekend.

babe, it is that suck feature that you love and you know it!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Perhaps we should simply join forces and let Cath be our bitch? I do like a good hoovering now and again.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Blushing Rose, I'd jump you in a heartbeat... I've always had a thing for women in combat boots.

 

[Problem Child]

Perhaps we should simply join forces and let Cath be our bitch? I do like a good hoovering now and again.

Got a strap-on in that trench coat?

 

[Cath!]

Perhaps we should simply join forces and let Cath be our bitch? I do like a good hoovering now and again.

I have to let you know...I am not known for following directions...mind you, I have never been with someone more aggressive than me either...

 

[Problem Child]

I have to let you know...I am not known for following directions...mind you, I have never been with someone more aggressive than me either...

You think you could out-aggresive me and BR together?

You'd be putty, baby.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Begin the beguinne.

 

[Problem Child]

BR, let's get Cath a T-shirt with BENDABLE TOY written on the chest.

 

[Cath!]

sweetheart...

You think you could out-aggresive me and BR together?

You'd be putty, baby.

You couldnt handle ONE of us let alone TWO of us!!

 

[Problem Child]

Re: sweetheart...

You couldnt handle ONE of us let alone TWO of us!!

You still don't understand, do you? You're the one that's going to get handled.

 

[rexfelis]

Hmmm

Detecting a threat, I would instantly spring into action, deflecting the attacks you did not make, and forcibly wrestle you to the ground. The I would wrestle with you some more, until we were sufficiently aroused, and then we would commence animalistic sex! Right then and there, on the door step! In front of the neighbors!!!

Snarling and scratching, we would rend our love from one another in a most shocking display. The neighbors would call the cops. The cops would call the fire department. The fire department would call the EMT!!!

Bruised and bloodied, but thoroughly fucked out, we would collapse in a heap of carnal fulfiullment, just in time for the police to arrive and arrest us for finishing before they could watch, too.

The neighbors would then go off to break various sex laws behind closed doors; the fire department would arrive, and hose down the cops, who would be steaming. The EMT would arrive and start performing CPR on the fire hydrant. And we would snarl at one another and lick some wounds.

Which would turn us on, being blood and all. And then we'd start all over again.

 

[Mike Hammer]

what would you do?

Should I mention that I am wearing a trenchcoat and scuffed black combat boots? Or that I'm carrying what looks like a complete arsenal of mysterious objects in a suitcase cuffed to my wrist?

*shrugging shoulders* I don't know! But you better fix my burrito before you clean PC's toilets.

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: I arrive on your doorstep...drunk and aggressively leering...

*shrugging shoulders* I don't know! But you better fix my burrito before you clean PC's toilets.

All right, Mike. This isn't the first time you've made me spit soda all over my desk. One more time and you're going to owe me a new keyboard. You've been warned.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Re: Re: Re: I arrive on your doorstep...drunk and aggressively leering...

All right, Mike. This isn't the first time you've made me spit soda all over my desk. One more time and you're going to owe me a new keyboard. You've been warned.

I'll send you my old Casio, I never could play the damn thing anyway.

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Re: Re: I arrive on your doorstep...drunk and aggressively leering...

This isn't the first time you've made me spit soda all over my desk.

I'm with you, Laurel.

I've been watching Mike and i'm putting my money on him as the best bet to be a keeper fro among the newest newbie crop o' nicks.