I Apologize too....

[Chris_Xavier]

Hmmm...

Well, I swore devoted and undying love to Rebecca, but she spurned me for Homburg (who turns out to be her long lost uncle), and in a fit of depression I threw myself in the river and drowned. Only to find out once I was dead that Homburg had secretly murdered my father in an evil plot with his secret wife, EmpressFi to take over the kingdom. So I came back as a ghost to warn Chris_Xavier, but he was too busy being seduced by the evil Rebecca and refused to listen. At about that point, aliens invaded.

So... nah. Pretty run of the mill day really.

So that was you? I thought it was my old bones starting to creak and groan.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Okay babe: you, me and Deuteronomy.

: sighs : Will this include some kind of sermon scene Mr Fung ?

 

[FungiUg]

: sighs : Will this include some kind of sermon scene Mr Fung ?

Only if I get to throw down some stone tablets and have a good old rage.

Remember, we're supposed to be creating drama here, not sending everyone to sleep!

Now, just when were you going to tell me you were pregnant, young lady?

Um, that might be the wrong sermon...

 

[RawHumor]

I have another confession to make.

I'm not, at this moment, actually choke-fucking your sister.

 

[HB1965]

I have another confession to make.

I'm not, at this moment, actually choke-fucking your sister.

That's good to know. My brother-in-law would kill you if you were anyway

 

[FungiUg]

I'm not, at this moment, actually choke-fucking your sister.

Which one?

 

[Recidiva]

I'm clueless and confused.

But that's just my normal state.

SNACC.

Situation Normal All Clueless-Confused.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Only if I get to throw down some stone tablets and have a good old rage.

Remember, we're supposed to be creating drama here, not sending everyone to sleep!

Now, just when were you going to tell me you were pregnant, young lady?

Um, that might be the wrong sermon...

& ewwwwwwwwww

I was hoping for a fire & brimstone stylun lecture but what do I get instead ?

Morning sickness !!!!

Sadistic Freak !

Naturally I meant that in an almost affectionate and definitely inclined towards respectful manner Mr Fung : smiles :

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I'm clueless and confused.

But that's just my normal state.

SNACC.

Situation Normal All Clueless-Confused.

: slaps Miss Reci on the side of the head hoping to knock some sense into her :

Community Service Slapping : pride :

 

[Recidiva]

: slaps Miss Reci on the side of the head hoping to knock some sense into her :

Community Service Slapping : pride :

See?

There are benefits to me being the way that I am...being.

You probably need to hit me again.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

See?

There are benefits to me being the way that I am...being.

You probably need to hit me again.

Not really my forte and it certainly won't entail any personally satisfying additions for me.

I think we all know what I am talking about : winks :

However, I aim to please

: slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap :

 

[RawHumor]

Which one?

Well, I'm not choke-fucking anyone right now.

It's just not right.

 

[intothewoods]

Well, I'm not choke-fucking anyone right now.

It's just not right.

Pussy.

 

[RawHumor]

Pussy.

Well, the last time I checked with HR, choke-fucking someone's sister at my desk is grounds for dismissal.

I should ask them again to review that policy.

 

[intothewoods]

Well, the last time I checked with HR, choke-fucking someone's sister at my desk is grounds for dismissal.

I should ask them again to review that policy.

Absolutely. If it doesn't include choke-fucking someone's brother as grounds for dismissal as well, it's likely discriminatory.

 

[RawHumor]

Absolutely. If it doesn't include choke-fucking someone's brother as grounds for dismissal as well, it's likely discriminatory.

I'll have to see exactly how the rules regarding choke-fucking in the work place are termed.

 

[northwoods_sub]

I have another confession to make.

I'm not, at this moment, actually choke-fucking your sister.

OMG!! The lies all of the lies!

I just don't know how I will ever be able to believe another thing that you say!

You know she would probably like it if you did though....

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

OMG!! The lies all of the lies!

I just don't know how I will ever be able to believe another thing that you say!

You know she would probably like it if you did though....

haha I thught just the same

 

[intothewoods]

I'll have to see exactly how the rules regarding choke-fucking in the work place are termed.

Please do look into it, Mr. Humor. I look forward to your report.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Pussy.

I'm sure he'd do you if you wanted.

 

[intothewoods]

I'm sure he'd do you if you wanted.

I called him a pussy, but you're saying he's a slut too?

 

[FungiUg]

Naturally I meant that in an almost affectionate and definitely inclined towards respectful manner Mr Fung : smiles :

Respectful? Is it morning already?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Respectful? Is it morning already?

: chuckles : Do you need it to be ?

Because I can get right on it, so to speak

: wanders off looking for suitable alchemy :

 

[FungiUg]

Do you need it to be ?

Oh, you are catering to my needs now, are you?

Don't tell Homburg, he'll get even more jealous.

 

[Homburg]

Oh, you are catering to my needs now, are you?

Don't tell Homburg, he'll get even more jealous.

I am not jealous. I'm not.

*crosses arms*

I AM NOT JEALOUS.

*grumbles*