I Am Your Worst Nightmare!

[Dillinger]

Actually, I'm not... but what a cool title for a thread!

 

[Kitte]

Gee, I was under the impression you were a dream!

sorry had to be said....I mean the title and all.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Acutally, my worst nightmare has to do with a calculus test and aliens.

 

[Ice Cold]

So that means you owe me about a gazillion hours worth of sleep.

 

[perks]

still?

 

[scylis]

arrrrrr!!

thar be a white whale breaching off the port bow!

aarrrrr!!

 

[islandman]

Actually, my worst nightmare is Dillinger. If the "whale" stories are true, i'm never going to measure up!

 

[Jim_Henson]

You are going to tell the girls at lit that you finally turned gay?

 

[Wiggles]

Worst Nightmare?

So that wasn't you with the huge COCK in that sweet dream last night?

 

[WhatsHerName]

How did you know that you were in my dreams?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I think I'm my own worst nightmare... I'm tired and sore (I went to visit family this weekend, and to take care of mom and my best friend, and I didn't get a lot of sleep, and I played too much badminton)....

I wanna crawl in bed... but I can't...

 

[Siren]

 

[Dillinger]

You are going to tell the girls at lit that you finally turned gay?

Finally?

 

[perks]

mine is that everytime I want to have sex with someone, he'll be in the room and get the bed, and I'll be on the floor.

 

[Dillinger]

still?

It was that bad a game of truth or dare?

 

[Dillinger]

So that means you owe me about a gazillion hours worth of sleep.

Will you take it in trade?

 

[Dillinger]

Actually, my worst nightmare is Dillinger. If the "whale" stories are true, i'm never going to measure up!

Oh you do just fine with that chest of yours and the drooling babes and all...

 

[islandman]

mine is that everytime I want to have sex with someone, he'll be in the room and get the bed, and I'll be on the floor.

LMAO.

btw - has this ever happened?

 

[Guest]

 

[nasty1]

Wait, I thought this was Lit. Street, not Elm Street. Damn, I knew I shoulda taken taht left turn at Albakerke.

 

[Dillinger]

How did you know that you were in my dreams?

Well - duh!!! Don't you think I keep track?

 

[Dillinger]

Worst Nightmare?

So that wasn't you with the huge COCK in that sweet dream last night?

No - that was the wet dream - you got them mixed up.

 

[Dillinger]

I think I'm my own worst nightmare... I'm tired and sore (I went to visit family this weekend, and to take care of mom and my best friend, and I didn't get a lot of sleep, and I played too much badminton)....

I wanna crawl in bed... but I can't...

Shhhh.... lie down... get some rest... relax...

 

[Dillinger]

It would be a cool title too.

Yes, indeedy doo!

 

[Jim_Henson]

Finally?

Lets face it darling... you have been bordering on the line for years....