I am volunteering to be some womans play toy...

[jeff_is_smiling]

...just ask nicely...

 

[penguindance]

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Lol. What functions does this toy have? What sort of maintenance is required?

This toy is fully functional...no programming required...comes with sufficient energy and batteries to be useful for an extended amount of time.....

Perhaps a trial period of time before you invest? ;-)