I am very full right now.

[JazzManJim]

I was very hungry an hour ago.

And then this steak - this evil steak - called my name from the freezer.

It called itself a London Broil. It was the Anti-Steak. The One Steak to Rule them All. The Steakinator.

It was 3/4' thick with only the slightest bit of fat on it around the edges which, as it cooked, got crispy and yummy. And it was all teasingly spiced and massaged with lemon and pepper seasoning and just the barest hint of Wooshes...Worshist...Wucist...brown sauce from Lea and Perrin.

And I ate every last bit of it. With some macaroni lightly tossed with butter and oregano.

Now I am full. I am beyond full. I am UberFull!

Blurg....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I was very hungry an hour ago.

And then this steak - this evil steak - called my name from the freezer.

It called itself a London Broil. It was the Anti-Steak. The One Steak to Rule them All. The Steakinator.

It was 3/4' thick with only the slightest bit of fat on it around the edges which, as it cooked, got crispy and yummy. And it was all teasingly spiced and massaged with lemon and pepper seasoning and just the barest hint of Wooshes...Worshist...Wucist...brown sauce from Lea and Perrin.

And I ate every last bit of it. With some macaroni lightly tossed with butter and oregano.

Now I am full. I am beyond full. I am UberFull!

Blurg....

So you saved the steak? It didn't get burnt?

And thank you.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: I am very full right now.

So you saved the steak? It didn't get burnt?

And thank you.

It was right on the edge of burning. And it was perfect.

You're very welcome.

 

[Guest]

Do you know what I would do for someone that cooked for me???
I'm always the cook. Dang, I rarely eat red meat. But, that sounds delicious!

 

[JazzManJim]

Do you know what I would do for someone that cooked for me???
I'm always the cook. Dang, I rarely eat red meat. But, that sounds delicious!

Well, let's you and me find out, why don't we?

 

[Diablogrl]

lol...well, an entire bag of fake crabmeat called my name for dinner. I need someone to roll me off the couch.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Do you know what I would do for someone that cooked for me???
I'm always the cook.

Ditto to those sentiments.

 

[Guest]

That's it! I needed a reason to runaway.
I wish... *lol*

Thanks for the thought.

 

[celiaKitten]

rainy ... I have homemade pizza .. your choice of ham and tomatos or chicken and peppers

 

[Guest]

Ooh dear, don't tease me! I had 4 gingersnaps and popcorn. I'm on cooking strike.

 

[teddybear4play]

I was very hungry an hour ago.

And then this steak - this evil steak - called my name from the freezer.

It called itself a London Broil. It was the Anti-Steak. The One Steak to Rule them All. The Steakinator.

It was 3/4' thick with only the slightest bit of fat on it around the edges which, as it cooked, got crispy and yummy. And it was all teasingly spiced and massaged with lemon and pepper seasoning and just the barest hint of Wooshes...Worshist...Wucist...brown sauce from Lea and Perrin.

And I ate every last bit of it. With some macaroni lightly tossed with butter and oregano.

Now I am full. I am beyond full. I am UberFull!

Blurg....

Sounds good. The steakhouse I wait tables at sells a 20-ounce T-bone and prime rib just as big as you want it. Unfortunately, both of them are way out of my price range.

For dinner I made pork chops, and then smothered them with barbecue sauce, laid some very potent onions on top of it, then sprinkled sugar over it to blunt the onion taste and sweeten the sauce. Then I covered it and let it kinda bake over low heat for a few minutes. And it was damn good. Lick-the-plate good. Nearly orgasmically good. So good that I'm going to shut up about it, because I'm beginning to sound like those annoying yogurt commercials. And that would be bad.

TB4p

P.S. it's "Worcestershire."

 

[Lasz]

I just had a footlong from subway.
Meatball sub, it was good.

And yes I am full, I shouldn't eat so late!

blah

 

[teddybear4play]

Just noticed this:

It was 3/4' thick . . .

Three-quarters of a foot thick? Jesus, that's nine inches! No wonder you're full! Probably why it was a "London Broil" -- a steak that big could probably feed London!



TB4p

 

[Suzi]

Pssssst! Jim!

That would be Worcestershire sauce honey!

 

[celiaKitten]

I just had some orange juice.

It was good.