I am the No Sexpert!

[Guru]

 

[intrigued]

Apparently its been more than 24 hours since you last had sex??

 

[Guru]

 

[intrigued]

24 hours? LOL... Uh. Do you mean with someone else?

OKOK....then, since the 5th time today???

Actually, we may have to join ranks...its been moe than a year here. Oh hell...more than 2 years....

 

[Guru]

 

[intrigued]

Ouch! I didn't say I had been without. Just that I am the sexpert. Two years? Do you mean, with someone else?

I am proud to say that I can go two days without masturbating. Sometimes. Usually.

Oh I see...you became an expert vicariously??

Umm...you seem a bit indecisive in your last comment there....




Yes, 2 years.....no sex.

 

[Siren]

 

[Guru]

 

[Siren]

 

[Guru]

 

[intrigued]

here, this is for you........

LOL...between the two of you, I got 2 roses...one for each year. I'm a happy girl......








damn, I'm easy.

 

[Siren]

 

[Guru]

 

[Siren]

 

[intrigued]

apparently.,........not easy enough sweetie.




two years is a long time, I am sure there is a story there.

You make an excellent point.

It is a sad story, but now it is somewhat a choice....I'm holding out for the one that will rock my world....providing my lust doesn't kill him first.

 

[intrigued]

I hope it's by choice in some way, and not a long, terribly sad story.

Thank you very much.

Am I now the "No Sexpert"?

 

[Guru]

 

[intrigued]

I was just going to mention that I have a simple "injection" that will cure that "lack of sex" thing you suffer from...

LOL@ "simple".

I hear you...but you're all talk, hon.

 

[Guru]

 

[intrigued]

Just 3,000 miles away. My cock isn't that long.

Precisely why I laughed at your use of "simple"....however.......

 

[Guru]

 

[intrigued]

LOL... Well, yes, I am "safe" in that way.

Safe and simple....hmm......I think that one sent me to bed yawning. Yep...there I go.



Its been a pleasure....

 

[Nigel]

Yes, 2 years.....no sex.

I know it's not a competition, intrigued...and it depends on what the definition of "sex" is.........

But I've got you beat.

Make mine a half dozen roses....and it's a long...and perhaps weird story....

*sigh*

 

[Guru]

 

[intrigued]

I know it's not a competition, intrigued...and it depends on what the definition of "sex" is.........

But I've got you beat.

Make mine a half dozen roses....and it's a long...and perhaps weird story....

*sigh*

((((((Nigel))))) .....sigh.......

Hi hon....you're in my thoughts, and I WILL be in touch.

I am so happy our paths crossed.