I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

[RawHumor]

She reached up to wrap her hands around his neck as he thrust into her. She couldn't help but admire his broad muscular shoulders. His body totally smothered hers and she felt so small, so dominated, so much under his total control. She hated herself for loving it so, but at that moment, she'd have done anything for him.

He pumped his organ into her again and again and again, and she kept her ankles locked behind him, never wanting to let him leave her. She felt complete with this man. She felt completed by this man. She felt traitorous for having those feelings, but she couldn't deny them anymore.

She could feel the muscles in his body tensing and she welcomed his release. He filled her to overflowing with his hot seed and his orgasm triggered her own. She hadn't realized it before, but she had been making herself wait for him before she allowed herself to have hers.

Don't mind me, I'm just babbling. You can continue the story if you'd like.


This has been another satire thread brought to you by the mind of RawHumor.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*knock knock*

This is Random House. We want our money back.

Now.

 

[sunstruck]

This is just a ploy to get us to talk dirty to you isn't it?

 

[Ginny]

pump up da organ.....pump up da organ....yeahhhhhh.....

 

[lovetoread]

Wait?

Until he was done?

Hah!

 

[cutie pie]

. . .but she had been making herself wait for him before she allowed herself to have hers.

Ummm, I don't think so.

Try again, little bro? I know you can do better than this!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

hanging out in Yahoo! again, eh?

 

[RawHumor]

LOL

I started out just wanting to make a satire of Lavy's thread, but I had to put something there, didn't I?

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

Ummm, I don't think so.

Try again, little bro? I know you can do better than this!

You've never held off on your orgasm until you felt your love cum inside of you, and let yourself go so you'd have them together?

 

[lavender]

 

[cutie pie]

Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

You've never held off on your orgasm until you felt your love cum inside of you, and let yourself go so you'd have them together?

Honestly. . .I've never had a lover talented enough to give me an orgasm during intercourse. Should I find such a gem, then I probably would try to aim for simultaneous orgasms.

Right now, just feeling him inside me would be pleasure enough.

 

[PepperminTrish]

Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

You've never held off on your orgasm until you felt your love cum inside of you, and let yourself go so you'd have them together?

Actually, I have tried to hold off before but not always successfully. Personally, I like to be able to watch and enjoy when he climaxes and if I'm cumming I can't do that, so just give me mine first and I get the best of both worlds.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

Honestly. . .I've never had a lover talented enough to give me an orgasm during intercourse. Should I find such a gem, then I probably would try to aim for simultaneous orgasms.

Right now, just feeling him inside me would be pleasure enough.

Hmmmm... either I'm good or really lucky to have a wife that can/does do that then.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

Actually, I have tried to hold off before but not always successfully. Personally, I like to be able to watch and enjoy when he climaxes and if I'm cumming I can't do that, so just give me mine first and I get the best of both worlds.

That's fair, and it's fun to stop for a minute and watch her have hers too.

If she's on top of me, that is.

 

[cutie pie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

Hmmmm... either I'm good or really lucky to have a wife that can/does do that then.

Give me a sample. Then I can tell you if you're good. Or just lucky.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

Give me a sample. Then I can tell you if you're good. Or just lucky.

Sorry, this isn't an ice cream parlor. We don't do samples. You either get the whole experience or none at all.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

Sorry, this isn't an ice cream parlor. We don't do samples. You either get the whole experience or none at all.

But those tiny little spoons are so cute!


I think you should write some more bodice ripping house wife porn. Come on! I could use a giggle.

 

[cutie pie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

Sorry, this isn't an ice cream parlor. We don't do samples. You either get the whole experience or none at all.

Darn! I wanted to lick the cone.

of course I want the whole experience. . . .

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

I think you should write some more bodice ripping house wife porn. Come on! I could use a giggle.

When you put it that way...

only if you show me your wonder tits

 

[Pixie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

Actually, I have tried to hold off before but not always successfully. Personally, I like to be able to watch and enjoy when he climaxes and if I'm cumming I can't do that, so just give me mine first and I get the best of both worlds.

Oh, I like to have mine first...

and then another one when he has his...

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

Darn! I wanted to lick the cone.

of course I want the whole experience. . . .

We'll try to work something out, just for the sake of science.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

When you put it that way...

only if you show me your wonder tits

For inspiration? Well I suppose if it's for the sake of art...

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

For inspiration? Well I suppose if it's for the sake of art...

Do you need my e-mail address again?

 

[cutie pie]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

We'll try to work something out, just for the sake of science.

So that's what we're calling it now - science?

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Am the Literotica Joan Collins : Sans Cosmetic Decoration

So that's what we're calling it now - science?

Science is the act of discovery. We were wondering if I'm good or if I'm just lucky in having a wife that cums easily.

We need to form a hypothesis and test it. That's where the fucking comes into the picture.

See? Science.