I am the appetizing Pope.

[Guest]

You will eat me before dinner. Uh, mon.

 

[Guest]

You will eat me before dinner. Uh, mon.

My children.


I apologize for this man. He is a renegade Pope who was kicked out of the church many months ago for sodomizing a statue, mon. A statue of a man. Which makes him a Gaylord, the very people we have sworn our lives to stopping. He is a disgrace and an embarrasment with his zeal, his quest for hatepaste. The Devil got his unholy hooks into him, and all was lost. This isn't the first time this has happened, mon. Back in 1536, Medieval Pope the 4th was lost to the evils of another man's dirty unwashed ass-smelling cock. It's always a tragedy, and we're doing everything in our power to reign him in and imprison him where he can't satisfy his unholy urges, mon.

God Bless.

Except for you Homos.

 

[RastaPope]

In my zeal to alert you all to the dangers of this renegade, I was lost in excitement and forgot to log in. In penance I will now spy on some clit-licking dykes.

God Bless

 

[Guest]

I am just a harmless Pope, one filled with chihauha cheese and wonderment.

There's no need to be so harsh, uh...mon.

 

[RastaPope]

I am just a harmless Pope, one filled with chihauha cheese and wonderment.

There's no need to be so harsh, uh...mon.

Even worse, he admits to being filled with the babybatter of a small dirty Mexican dog!

 

[kotori]

oh good, a schism

We haven't had one of those in a while.

Which one of you is moving to Avignon?

 

[riff]

I am going to a seminary soon.

 

[RastaPope]

Re: oh good, a schism

We haven't had one of those in a while.

Which one of you is moving to Avignon?

Avignon hasn't been populated by an Antipope since 1417, but if JalapenoPoper wants a fight, AmishPope, EskimoPope, ChinkPope, AquaPope and I will battle him to the death, the homo.

 

[Guest]

Avignon hasn't been populated by an Antipope since 1417, but if JalapenoPoper wants a fight, AmishPope, EskimoPope, ChinkPope, AquaPope and I will battle him to the death, the homo.

I'm not much of a fighter; only violence of which I know has been competing with my fellow Popers in the grease bin during the deep fry. You see, we all wanted the best crunchiest outer layering.

If you want to battle me to death, however, that is cool mon.

 

[RastaPope]

I'm not much of a fighter; only violence of which I know has been competing with my fellow Popers in the grease bin during the deep fry. You see, we all wanted the best crunchiest outer layering.

If you want to battle me to death, however, that is cool mon.

So the Wesson Oil pit where you homos wrestle is called a Grease Bin now? I'll have to let my fellow Justice Pope League of America members know. All the better to inform the public on our new Fox Broadcasting show, 'Popes', due out this fall.

 

[riff]

Chateauneuf de Pap, anyone?

 

[Guest]

So the Wesson Oil pit where you homos wrestle is called a Grease Bin now? I'll have to let my fellow Justice Pope League of America members know. All the better to inform the public on our new Fox Broadcasting show, 'Popes', due out this fall.

I hardly feel it's my place, as a lowly Poper of the Pepper variety, but mon, your wit is failing you.

Don't you want to be Popeular?

I have a date with a to-go tin, then I plan to be eaten by a hot, half-stoned woman with the munchies.

See you around, uh...mon.

 

[Laurel]

I am just a harmless Pope, one filled with chihauha cheese and wonderment.

*drools* I've found my favorite pope.

Hold still while I get some salsa...

 

[Silverlily]

I am just a harmless Pope, one filled with chihauha cheese and wonderment.

There's no need to be so harsh, uh...mon.

Can I get you filled with cream cheese and chicken instead?

 

[Guest]

Can I get you filled with cream cheese and chicken instead?

I apologize that I cannot heed this request. I assure you that a pope who can meet your needs will be along shortly.

I'll go call him now.

 

[Guest]

Smile purty for the camera, Pope! *click*

 

[Guest]

Oy, that JalapenoPoper called me in the middle of my bagel. He said it was urgent.

I cannot supply you with chicken, but I have all the fixings for a lox sandwich.

Cream cheese, lox, onion, capers, tomato...

I can see this isn't enough, let me call for backup.

 

[Guest]

Did someone need chicken?

 

[Guest]

*click* *flashbulb*

 

[Guest]

Yo yo yo...sup' n shit, homies?

 

[Guest]

We broke up, leave me and my killer ass alone.

 

[Guest]

*click click*

 

[Guest]

Anyone seen Britney?

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

I am really hungry now. Got some chimichangas in the fridge. Yummmmm....

 

[Guest]

I'm a skunk pope. Betcha didn't think we existed.