I am so horny...

[purrring]

Honestly... I am just dying to get laid right now and my hubby is at work... I don't have any toys... what should I do...

 

[Cumalong]

Get on messenger and cam so I can watch you pleasure yourself. I will offer all types of encouragement, maybe even cam back.

 

[purrring]

im not ready to use the camera... im very shy...

 

[Cumalong]

Don't show your face.

 

[Connubium]

Cucumber.

 

[Lord_Nibiru]

have a cup of tea - works for me

(maybe that's why I'm single )

 

[goesallnight]

Of course the obvious option is to go out and actually get laid, but that might be too big of a commitment.

 

[DarkPleasures]

Hell, this is Lit. Cheating on the spouse is a dime a dozen here. Just be sure to report back to us so some of these men can jack off to your story.

 

[JustaguyNJ]

Watch Glen Beck on the Religious Channel

If that doesn't cool you off for years, please visit an emergency room....

Honestly... I am just dying to get laid right now and my hubby is at work... I don't have any toys... what should I do...

 

[kellieanne]

If that doesn't cool you off for years, please visit an emergency room....

Ok that is funny lolol

 

[subwannabe]

A cold shower usually works. That's probably not what you wanted to hear. Anyway, it's been about an hour since you posted. I doubt you have the problem anymore!

 

[LadyKandi]

have a cup of tea - works for me

(maybe that's why I'm single )

I Love Tea!

 

[NYTimesBest]

use me!

 

[UAlbanyGirl]

A cold shower usually works. That's probably not what you wanted to hear. Anyway, it's been about an hour since you posted. I doubt you have the problem anymore!

lol...she's probably still wading thru the 1000 unsolicited PMs this thread has generated!

Don't understand why you boys can't just reply in the thread rather than sending the obligatory "how are you" or "can we chat" PM??!!

And yes, I'm enjoying Lit!

 

[StaciRay79]

Cucumber.

LOVE IT!! Think I'll do that myself! LOL

 

[bigcockstallion]

LOVE IT!! Think I'll do that myself! LOL

Well hello all

 

[purrring]

you ladies and gents are so funny... but yet my needs are still not met... lol... looks like im going with the cold shower...

 

[purrring]

i have been bi curious recently...

 

[DarkPleasures]

i have been bi curious recently...

And how will that help?

 

[LimoAndPizza]

Cucumber.

LOVE IT!! Think I'll do that myself! LOL

Pfft. Everyone knows the Serrano pepper is where it's at.

 

[JustaguyNJ]

Another B-Curious Conundrum

i have been bi curious recently...

Why does every woman on lit always feel the need to tell others that they are bi-curious...just as they get horny....As another poster said, how does that help your situation?

 

[purrring]

maybe because we do not necessarily want/need a man to talk to... thats all..

 

[JustaguyNJ]

So.....

maybe because we do not necessarily want/need a man to talk to... thats all..

You are looking for a chick...this is all very confusing to me...Have you turned on Glen Beck yet?

Rush Limbaugh works in a pinch too...

 

[JustaguyNJ]

Please make sure you wash

LOVE IT!! Think I'll do that myself! LOL

The cuke that is --- Salmonella in your hooha can be very dicey

 

[phi1994]

you still horny or you take care of things yet