I am so fucking horny...

I’m so horny...

I’d go down on a Victoria Secret’s window mannequin and try to make that plastic bitch cum....
 
hey...

I'm so horny ---
I'd bitch slap King Kong for a chance to fuck EVEN the ugliest person on this planet
 
I'm so fucking horny I'm gonna lean against the mower while I'm cutting grass! Maybe one of my hot ass neighbors will come outside and say hi.
 
I'm so horny I got hard at my doctor's appointment yesterday during my physical.
 
Lol

I'm so horny i forget I'm not as flexiable in reality as i am in my imagination.
 
Jerked off last night, AND the night before. And I’m planning on jerking tonight again. It seems like the more I jerk, the fuckin’ hornier I get. I’m not getting laid at ALL, and that would sure help. But still….I’m SO fucking horny all the time….fuck…
 
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