I am so fucking glad I'm not gay

[Very_Bad_Man]

I could put up with the lisp and flamboyant clothing.

But the uncontrolled explosive bowel movements and toilet bowl back splash would irritate the fuck out of me.

 

[bronzeage]

I could put up with the lisp and flamboyant clothing.

But the uncontrolled explosive bowel movements and toilet bowl back splash would irritate the fuck out of me.

You could make your boyfriend clean the bathroom. Tell him it's his fault.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You could make your boyfriend clean the bathroom. Tell him it's his fault.

This is why he is a river unto his people folks.

a wise man indeed.

 

[ivantheterrible]

But the uncontrolled explosive bowel movements and toilet bowl back splash would irritate the fuck out of me.

at first this confused me, then the light bulb went on. then i laughed. reminded me from a gay friend when he heard me fart and did a girly squeel and exclaimed, a virgin! i told him, not in any lifetime bub. he always thought he could "turn" me. wish in one hand and shit in the other.....................

 

[RobDownSouth]

at first this confused me, then the light bulb went on. then i laughed. reminded me from a gay friend when he heard me fart and did a girly squeel and exclaimed, a virgin! i told him, not in any lifetime bub. he always thought he could "turn" me. wish in one hand and shit in the other.....................

Every time someone would fart in my high school shop class, the teacher would say "Ya'll knock off those homosexual love calls!".

Why, yes, he was a football coach too!

 

[piccicatopolka]

that's not just a Gay thing

ladies - sob a little too when that happens, he'll hear you through the door and back off

 

[Wings]

I can say with much assurance that most of the gay men I know are glad none of you are gay as well.

 

[blobfish]

I'm on the down low.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Reminds me of a joke I heard: Four Democrat teachers were soaking in a jacuzzi when a large glob of semen floated to the top of the water. One of the Democrat teachers giggled, OK, WHO FARTED!

 

[blobfish]

Reminds me of a joke I heard: Four Democrat teachers were soaking in a jacuzzi when a large glob of semen floated to the top of the water. One of the Democrat teachers giggled, OK, WHO FARTED!

Why are they teachers?

 

[rosco rathbone]

OP has it exactly backwards. Why the hell would anyone want to be straight?

If I were attracted to manhole I could get on one of those gay hookup andy apps and be getting oral satisfaction in fifteen minutes.

The gays are fucking laughing at us. They're doing ten times the drugs and having 100 times the sex we are.

 

[chillywilly2]

OP has it exactly backwards. Why the hell would anyone want to be straight?

If I were attracted to manhole I could get on one of those gay hookup andy apps and be getting oral satisfaction in fifteen minutes.

The gays are fucking laughing at us. They're doing ten times the drugs and having 100 times the sex we are.

Let them...Its sort of like wishing you were Native Indian for the tax breaks....is it really worth it in the end, cause look what you would be.

 

[killallhippies]

Let them...Its sort of like wishing you were Native Indian for the tax breaks....is it really worth it in the end, cause look what you would be.

what the hell?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Let them...Its sort of like wishing you were Native Indian for the tax breaks....is it really worth it in the end, cause look what you would be.

Ever been to a gay party? They're not sitting around moping "waaah, we're gaaay!" and wringing their hands. They're doing poppers and humping on the dance floor and having a great old gay time. They don't give a fuck.

 

[Disgustipated]

Let them...Its sort of like wishing you were Native Indian for the tax breaks....is it really worth it in the end, cause look what you would be.

Better than you which really isn't all that hard.

 

[Licia]

Ya do not want the 8 track to slap ya silly, eeeaaahhhsssy killer.

 

[richard_daily]

I could put up with the lisp and flamboyant clothing.

But the uncontrolled explosive bowel movements and toilet bowl back splash would irritate the fuck out of me.

I believe that's what enemas are for.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

I could put up with the lisp and flamboyant clothing.

But the uncontrolled explosive bowel movements and toilet bowl back splash would irritate the fuck out of me.

Gays have very controlled bowel movements (BMs). I read once where the Gays consume large quantities of Kaopectate to make themselves constipated. Forcing a BM, for a Gay, is akin to having anal sex (but in reverse). They love that.

The Gays... what will they think of next?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

OP has it exactly backwards. Why the hell would anyone want to be straight?

If I were attracted to manhole I could get on one of those gay hookup andy apps and be getting oral satisfaction in fifteen minutes.

The gays are fucking laughing at us. They're doing ten times the drugs and having 100 times the sex we are.

...and dying faster in a very gruesome fashion.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I'm on the down low.

No you're not

You are flaming.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I could put up with the lisp and flamboyant clothing.

But the uncontrolled explosive bowel movements and toilet bowl back splash would irritate the fuck out of me.

Litladies who are into anal, do you have that problem?

Because if you don't, then gay dudes probably don't either.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Litladies who are into anal, do you have that problem?

Because if you don't, then gay dudes probably don't either.

They're less likely to have that problem than straights, via anal kegels.

You can't milk a man's cock to completion with floppy asslips.

 

[ivantheterrible]

Let them...Its sort of like wishing you were Native Indian for the tax breaks....is it really worth it in the end, cause look what you would be.

and always primping in a mirror, plucking, and wondering if your ass looks big in those jeans.
hold it, my "straight" cousin does that..............................

 

[Beco]

I could put up with the lisp and flamboyant clothing.

But the uncontrolled explosive bowel movements and toilet bowl back splash would irritate the fuck out of me.

kissing whiskers not such a good thing either....

 

[Loring2]

Why are they teachers?

They just were