I am secretivly holding a very big knife right now up in my shirt sleeve and I know..

[Starfish]

How to drop it out and fucking KILL in 3.3 seconds!


Dave isn't hear right now and I just heard a loud noise out on the back deck. At least I thought I did. Well, I know somthing is up because the dogs got all attentive and are not circling nevously.

I will fucking kill, no doubt! I am not fucking around again.

I should go get my 1 1/2" thick x 4' long, polished and stained dowl rod I keep next to the bed to kick the ever loving shit out of anyone who tries to fuck with me.

(I've had an intruder in the past. I am not going to be unprepared again)

Still, I am nervous.

DO any of you want to babysit me next time Dave decides to go to the bar?

 

[seXieleXie]

yes

yes i do

but only if you wear that white nighty

 

[Starfish]

Yes, yes I will.



I love that little nighty. It has cute little violets embroidered on the bodice, and it is really innocent looking.

It is clean too. I just washed it.

 

[april-wine]

Hey maybe we could have a pyjama party......

Count me in Fishy...........

 

[Starfish]

Actually, that is the idea in starting this thread.... sympathy so my girlfriends will come have a sleep over with me.

I will put my hair up in piggies and we can eat pussy all night.

Uh, I mean candy and.. puh...puh... popcorn. damnit!

 

[AzureAngel]

*Looks for his fake breasts somewhere...* Must transform...

 

[april-wine]

Actually, that is the idea in starting this thread.... sympathy so my girlfriends will come have a sleep over with me.

I will put my hair up in piggies and we can eat pussy all night.

Uh, I mean candy and.. puh...puh... popcorn. damnit!

OK Lexie....a road trip........

 

[Starfish]

You folks don't believe the knife bit do you?

 

[Azwed]

I bet mines bigger then yours

 

[Silverlily]

this could get fun

I bet mines bigger then yours

neener-neener, mine's the length of my forearm.

(and if that doesn't work, we do have a sword)

 

[Azwed]

Re: this could get fun

neener-neener, mine's the length of my forearm.

(and if that doesn't work, we do have a sword)

I have three so there.


Authentic Civil war sword.
Reproduction Katana from Japan.
Reproduction Greek Short Sword.

 

[AzureAngel]

I completely believe the knife bit. I used to do that. Knives. Hatchets. Now I just have a bat 3 feet from me.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Re: this could get fun

I have three so there.


Authentic Civil war sword.
Reproduction Katana from Japan.
Reproduction Greek Short Sword.

you do realise this is borderline foreplay...

 

[Starfish]

Doesn't matter who has the bigger knife.


It is all what you do with it that matters.


Mine is Chicago Cutlery.

 

[AzureAngel]

30 inches of red rage.

 

[Starfish]

My, what a big red tool you have. LOL

 

[AzureAngel]

*Snickers.* I decided not to go for the "stroking" effect. I HOPED somehow that the jokes wouldn't happen.

 

[april-wine]

Shhhhheeeeeeesh Fishy be carefull with that thing...........

Come on over here and eat pussy.....ummmmmmmmmm popcorn

 

[sigh]

so how about an update?

you still okay, fishy?

 

[Starfish]

Yeah, I am okay. I am pissed I didn't get to kill anyone though.


I am just fucking off now. I checked it all out, and appearantly it was an animal.


Alls good. Dave will be home soon.

Hope he found me a hot girl to lick.

 

[JazzManJim]

Knives, feh!

I have a baseball bat, a home-run swing, the guile to get behind an intruder, and 285 pounds of pure pissivity to put into the ribs of anyone who wants to fuck with things where I am.

I may look nice, but I'm not. Really.

 

[sch00lteacher]

You don't want a big knife. They have a bad habit of getting stuck on bone, or between ribs. You want to get a smaller knife, like a paring knife. Seriously. Then you want to slash not stab. Slashing will cause as much, if not more pain, more blood loss, less chance of becoming stuck.

Unless you know what you are doing, avoid big knives.

 

[scylis]

i know what i'm doing

butcher knife. slash, not stab. a lot.

it's big and it's sharp and it can be pretty intimidating. a fearful opponent makes mistakes. and it has reach. a very good thing to have in a fight. plus, being cutlery, it has the tendency to give more credence to the self-defence plea than, say, my Cold Steel Peacekeeper II 5-3/8" dagger or my Ka-Bar (marine combat knife).

 

[Azwed]

You don't want a big knife. They have a bad habit of getting stuck on bone, or between ribs. You want to get a smaller knife, like a paring knife. Seriously. Then you want to slash not stab. Slashing will cause as much, if not more pain, more blood loss, less chance of becoming stuck.

Unless you know what you are doing, avoid big knives.

Luckily the Civil War Saber and the Katana can remove limbs with ease.

 

[Azwed]

Hope he found me a hot girl to lick.

I wish my gf would say stuff like that