I am Problem Child.

[Starfish]

I've even talked to myself about it.


We agree. Yup, It's me.

Even those of you bitches I've talked to on the phone, I've fooled. I just have a deep voice with a native CA accent.

Sorry I've been living a lie.

 

[scylis]

I've even talked to myself about it.


We agree. Yup, It's me.

Even those of you bitches I've talked to on the phone, I've fooled. I just have a deep voice with a native CA accent.

Sorry I've been living a lie.

PC's a woman?

 

[Starfish]

Not just any woman.

She is Starfish! the big fat liar

Look, What really matters is that PC has a hot set of tits and a shaved pussy. RIGHT?

 

[scylis]

Not just any woman.

She is Starfish! the big fat liar

Look, What really matters is that PC has a hot set of tits and a shaved pussy. RIGHT?

well, that and that she's my Padewan.

 

[Problem Child]

Having breasts and a functioning vagina is dandy.

Now I can join the menstrual hut and be complete.


hear me roar.

 

[scylis]

you know, i suddenly heard Ozzy singing the title to this thread.

it could be a killer remix!

 

[riff]

Rodney Dangerfield 1 Liners


I know what day of the week you were born.
I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have
nothing to play with.

A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's
nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other
night she called me from a hotel.

One day as I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy ... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said,
"Because you came home early."

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and
a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off.
I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

I was such an ugly kid .... When I played in the sandbox the cat kept
covering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and
a radio.

I was such an ugly baby ... My mother never breast fed me. She told
me that she only liked me as a friend.

I'm so ugly ... My father carries around the picture of the kid who
came with his wallet.

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said
to my father ... I'm very sorry .... We did everything we could ...
But he pulled through.

I'm so ugly ... My mother had morning sickness ... AFTER I was born.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger
to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Once when I was lost ... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me
find my parents. I said to him ... "Do you think we'll ever find them?

He said, "I don't know kid ... there are so many places they can hide."

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I'm so ugly ... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how
big I'd get.

I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and
look in the mirror ... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"

He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay, wait, so which one of you is Spartacus?

 

[Mischka]

I've even talked to myself about it.

So how many people are involved in the pit-o-sex-lather-ala-eau de-mischkafunboilavender? I need a head count before I head out to the store.

 

[tortoise]

Kilroy was here.

 

[Problem Child]

It's a good thing I'm a voluptuous, buxom woman, chock full of estrogen and other womanly hormones, because Frimost is trying to kill me with a plastic sword. He'll so NOT be looking for a woman.

My nipples hurt.

 

[Guest]

Mischkie, I am sure upwardly near 27. Maybe more like rounding it up to 30 to be safe.

Get rubbers and we can make little rubber animals out of the extras.

 

[freakygirl]

mmm 'kay

12 hours at Lit is way to long

 

[Guest]

Twelve hours is just about right. You've now been merged into the Orgy That Is Problemstarfishischkafunboilavenderfreakytortoise.

 

[Starfish]

I am totally fucking trippin now.

 

[Starfish]

It's a good thing I'm chock full of estrogen and other womanly hormones.

My nipples hurt.

It surely is high powered chocken time baby!

We've go the pre mensi pouts going on too.
Oh, and a back ache.
(just to keep you update on how you feel)

Bust out the pamprin.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I demand that it be the: funboiProblemstarfishMischkalavenderfreakytortoise.

Plus I want purple jellybeans, pantyhose, eyedrops, deviled eggs, and 'lexx and rubyfruit in my trailer on my rider.

Twelve hours is just about right. You've now been merged into the Orgy That Is Problemstarfishischkafunboilavenderfreakytortoise.

 

[Starfish]

You've just got to be my main bitch, don't you?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I want to end up where I started....
now please tell your Aunt Rupert to stop callin' me during masturbatory hours. I'll bitchify myself where and when I choose....

At least I still have that GR chick under my thumb....*sheesh*

 

[Starfish]

God you're precious.

In a fucking odd, but comforting way.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

You bet your ASS I am.....
Now bend over and let ME drive for awhile....

Am I getting predictable? .....great googly moogly....

 

[Starfish]

Yes. Predictible as a fucking marmot on meth with a machetti.

That's fine. I need a rest anyway. You can take the wheel. I'll just shift it into high gear when you least expect it and you'll explode your engine all the hell over the place.

Did you say something about predictiblity?