I am not the mother of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

[Guest]

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[impressive]

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(I'm not, either.)

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I was out of town that day, honest.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I absolutly LOVED Anna Nichole Smith. She was the perfect characerization of the dumb blonde hollywood star. In real life she was pretty smart. She had to be to pull it off.

Unfortunately, in death, the false characerization goes on. Now they are keeping her on ice until they decide what country she belongs to.

I did have an evil thought. Maybe they should freeze her and James Brown together. They refuse to bury him too

 

[CharleyH]

Drama - in life and in death. I could only hope for that!

 

[rgraham666]

I absolutly LOVED Anna Nichole Smith. She was the perfect characerization of the dumb blonde hollywood star. In real life she was pretty smart. She had to be to pull it off.

Unfortunately, in death, the false characerization goes on. Now they are keeping her on ice until they decide what country she belongs to.

I did have an evil thought. Maybe they should freeze her and James Brown together. They refuse to bury him too

Isn't she from Texas? Is Texas a separate country now?

If so, why is Shrub president?

Oh, and I wore a condom.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Isn't she from Texas? Is Texas a separate country now?

If so, why is Shrub president?

Oh, and I wore a condom.

She is from Texas, Rob. The problem is, all the law suits have been brought in the Bahamas and the daughter is a citizen of the Bahamas.

 

[rgraham666]

She is from Texas, Rob. The problem is, all the law suits have been brought in the Bahamas and the daughter is a citizen of the Bahamas.

Ah. Thank you.

 

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

Good man.

Responsible and caring.

Not really. I just don't want my dick to rot off.

 

[Guest]

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[rgraham666]

BWAH!!!

Damn it, damn it, damn it.

I hate cleaning drink spew off my monitor.

Glad to be of service.

 

[only_more_so]

She is from Texas, Rob. The problem is, all the law suits have been brought in the Bahamas and the daughter is a citizen of the Bahamas.

Wouldn't the daughter have dual citizenship, since her mother was an american citizen which grants her citizenship in turn?

It should be pretty obvious why everyone is beating down the door to claim paternity. That baby girl could be a billionaire, depending on how the legal system deals with her mother's claim.

That poor girl will be lucky to turn out as the next paris hilton.

 

[blackhaus7]

Figured I'd better jump on the bandwagon.

I'm not the mother of her baby either.

Or father, for that matter.

Wouldn't have minded practicing for the father bit though.



I know, I know. I'm such a shit.

 

[Guest]

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[Brains_N_Boobs]

Perhaps the child is a result of an "imaculate conception"!

 

[only_more_so]

Perhaps the child is a result of an "imaculate conception"!

Actually, I just read something even more disturbing. Apparently Anna Nicole's half sister recently claimed that the baby is the result of artificial insemination using the dead husbands frozen sperm.

 

[Guest]

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[ABSTRUSE]

I'm the baby's god mother.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm the baby's god mother.

Now the poor kid's really in trouble.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Okay, so let me get this straight, the baby's father could be:
-the fake 69 year old prince of a non-existant kingdom.
-a too nicely groomed 30ish photographer.
-an ancient dead Texas oil tycoon.
-some lawyer from LA.


eta: You couldn't make up shit like this!

 

[arienette]

I am so lost...All I know is that she's dead.

 

[only_more_so]

I am so lost...All I know is that she's dead.

Are you confused as to whether she is dead, or what the thread is all about?

Basically the thread is about Anna Nicole Smith sleeping with a few too many guys making it unclear who the father of her baby daughter is. The leading contender is some guy named Stern who went through a commitment ceremony with her after her daughter was born and her son died. I think those events were about a year ago.

Anyway, everyone wants the billionaire's money. His original family wants the money, Anna's lawyers are sure to try to get the money for the daughter, and the would-be daddies want the daughter for the money. Oh, and I am sure they also want to be daddies because they are stepping up and doing the right thing.

 

[arienette]

Are you confused as to whether she is dead, or what the thread is all about?

Basically the thread is about Anna Nicole Smith sleeping with a few too many guys making it unclear who the father of her baby daughter is. The leading contender is some guy named Stern who went through a commitment ceremony with her after her daughter was born and her son died. I think those events were about a year ago.

Anyway, everyone wants the billionaire's money. His original family wants the money, Anna's lawyers are sure to try to get the money for the daughter, and the would-be daddies want the daughter for the money. Oh, and I am sure they also want to be daddies because they are stepping up and doing the right thing.

Thanks for clearing this up for me. I think I may be too far gone by now with all this drama. (i.e. she had a son who died? She has a daughter? Why didn't she know who the father was before she died?) Ugh...Damn celebrities and their complicated stories making it hard for me to catch up on their lives because I'm sick of putting so much thought into my own.

 

[only_more_so]

Thanks for clearing this up for me. I think I may be too far gone by now with all this drama. (i.e. she had a son who died? She has a daughter? Why didn't she know who the father was before she died?) Ugh...Damn celebrities and their complicated stories making it hard for me to catch up on their lives because I'm sick of putting so much thought into my own.

Her life is more soap-opera than most. Make that a redneck soap opera. For instance, her parent's were married in Feb. 1967 and divorced at the beginning of Nov 1967. She was born at the end of nov 1967! She married at 17, and gave birth to her son 9 months later. Reading her wikipedia article is like watching a karma yo-yo go up and down.

As for why she doesn't know who's that daddy? That should be pretty obvious. For the same reason I saw a woman make a second trip onto Montel Williams for a paternity test, and get it wrong the second time as well!

For a laugh, check out the Uncylopedia article.