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smoothg103rd

smoothg103rd

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Why can't female just tell you when they want something?
Why is it my job to figure out what you want?

Just left this female house not to long ago. Everything was going good, we was chilling watching tv. She said bae I have some ice cream in the freezer, I said cool. Couple of mins later I get up to get some ice cream, I come back with it and sit down. She looked at me and said " why you ain't get me none?" I said because you didn't asked, she said " I shouldn't have to" I told her a close mouth don't get fed. So she asked me could I go get her some, I told her no so we started arguing so I left. Was gone spend the night with her but I'm not about to be arguing over no ice cream when you ain't even my girlfriend. Why do you females turn something so little into something so big?


Thanks for letting me Vent
 
smoothg103rd said:
Why can't female just tell you when they want something?
Why is it my job to figure out what you want?

Just left this female house not to long ago. Everything was going good, we was chilling watching tv. She said bae I have some ice cream in the freezer, I said cool. Couple of mins later I get up to get some ice cream, I come back with it and sit down. She looked at me and said " why you ain't get me none?" I said because you didn't asked, she said " I shouldn't have to" I told her a close mouth don't get fed. So she asked me could I go get her some, I told her no so we started arguing so I left. Was gone spend the night with her but I'm not about to be arguing over no ice cream when you ain't even my girlfriend. Why do you females turn something so little into something so big?


Thanks for letting me Vent
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Are there ice cream stains on your wife beater?
 
Crikey, that hurt my eyes to read.

You're 21... in a few years, you'll learn to interpret a few of these not-so-subtle suggestions.

And then you'll be wondering about all new things that women do and say. You'll never quite catch up.
 
Now I want some ice cream. And by that I mean I really don't but I want you to think I want ice cream. Get me some.
 
I would've made her some if she would've said something when I got up. But I'm not about to get back up after you knew what I was about to go do.
 
First of all, are there female houses and male houses?? Secondly, if you are Mr. "Smoothg" you should have realized the smart thing to have done would have been to say, "Bae, dis is your ice cream, I'm gonna feed it to ya, Bae!" Presto! No arguments and you may have received some whipped cream and a cherry for your ice cream. Well, by the sound of it, probably not the cherry!
 
RawHumor said:
Crikey, that hurt my eyes to read.

You're 21... in a few years, you'll learn to interpret a few of these not-so-subtle suggestions.

And then you'll be wondering about all new things that women do and say. You'll never quite catch up.
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It not only hurt my eyes to read....the actual sound of the words playing in my ears was extremely painful! I may have to go the local ER to stop the bleeding. Thanks for letting me vent, Bae!
 
Obviously women are more plentiful in your locale.

I am considering going and picking up my drunk Indian friend and driving 45 miles just to flirt with some.

He hasn't drank in a couple of years but his wife just left him, and he was a great wingman the last time she did that.
 
Apple_of_Eden said:
First of all, are there female houses and male houses?? Secondly, if you are Mr. "Smoothg" you should have realized the smart thing to have done would have been to say, "Bae, dis is your ice cream, I'm gonna feed it to ya, Bae!" Presto! No arguments and you may have received some whipped cream and a cherry for your ice cream. Well, by the sound of it, probably not the cherry!
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I don't understand your question. But you are right I could've maybe I should've did that. But I wanted my own fucking ice cream. Just like she told me some was in there, she could've told me to get her some.
 
query said:
Obviously women are more plentiful in your locale.

I am considering going and picking up my drunk Indian friend and driving 45 miles just to flirt with some.

He hasn't drank in a couple of years but his wife just left him, and he was a great wingman the last time she did that.
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Go for it. I might hit the strip club.
 
query said:
I would consider it myself.... but thats 150 miles and I'd just make it by closing time.
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150 miles for a strip club? I could walk to about seven of them here. Our clubs close at 2, but its a lot of after hours so the strippers really don't leave until about 6.
 
smoothg103rd said:
150 miles for a strip club? I could walk to about seven of them here. Our clubs close at 2, but its a lot of after hours so the strippers really don't leave until about 6.
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There really IS a Santa Clause!
 
query said:
There really IS a Santa Clause!
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I went to a strip club in VA and was so mad. They didn't sell liquor only beers. The girls didn't get naked or they didn't come off stage. You couldn't get a lap dance or even touch the girls. You just had to sit in a chair by they stage and tip. I told my cousin how our strip clubs is and he wanted to come back with me. Our girls get naked butt ass naked, you could get a lap dance at the bar and you could feel on them. The right girl will tell you give her 50$ and let's go to the car.
 
I see a couple mistakes in etiquette here, and unfortunately they don't cancel each other out.

First is that the "female" was the host so she should have not only offered you the ice cream if she was going to but then she should have then gotten it for you.

The second was that when you go to get something, water, ice cream, whatever, you should always ask the other people in the room if they would like you to bring them some too.

I strongly suggest you read Choosing Civility: The Twenty-five Rules of Considerate Conduct by P. M. Forni. Read one rule a day/week and then practice it. I reread it every so often as a refresher especially when I am in a bad mood or worn down.

Civility is a lost art, but if you can master it, things go a lot smoother. It will help your future relationships, and your kids. Civility and common courtesy are there to fall back on when things are tough or you need to calm things down. It also gets you better sex ;)
 
smoothg103rd said:
I went to a strip club in VA and was so mad. They didn't sell liquor only beers. The girls didn't get naked or they didn't come off stage. You couldn't get a lap dance or even touch the girls. You just had to sit in a chair by they stage and tip. I told my cousin how our strip clubs is and he wanted to come back with me. Our girls get naked butt ass naked, you could get a lap dance at the bar and you could feel on them. The right girl will tell you give her 50$ and let's go to the car.
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What do you request in the car?
 
query said:
Obviously women are more plentiful in your locale.

I am considering going and picking up my drunk Indian friend and driving 45 miles just to flirt with some.

He hasn't drank in a couple of years but his wife just left him, and he was a great wingman the last time she did that.
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Do not get a drunk drinking again!!!
 
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