I am new here

[IhateClowns]

So how does this place work? Who is in charge? Who welcomes the guests?

 

[IhateClowns]

I made 23,000 posts in the start a word with this letter thread. I wanted an AV.

 

[IhateClowns]

A little about me:

I am a Pisces. I like puppy dogs. Long walks on the beach. I don't know how to swim. Oh and I like boobies.

 

[IhateClowns]

I was on Myspace and someone told me this is the best place to meet new, well adjusted folks.

 

[akaSol]

Hahahaha, clowns man,you don't change! Still as epic as ever!

 

[done_got_old]

So how does this place work? Who is in charge? Who welcomes the guests?

This is the funniest new thread I've seen in a long time.

 

[IhateClowns]

Hahahaha, clowns man,you don't change! Still as epic as ever!

Man, I don't hardly know anyone here anymore. So this place might as well be new to me. Hope all is well.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well-adjusted may be an overstatement.

 

[IhateClowns]

This is the funniest new thread I've seen in a long time.

What role do you play here DGO? Is it a welcoming committee of one? If so, where is my lei?

 

[akaSol]

Man, I don't hardly know anyone here anymore. So this place might as well be new to me. Hope all is well.

Relatively speaking yea. Probably why I diped my head in for a look-see

 

[IhateClowns]

Well-adjusted may be an overstatement.

Since I am new, I am trying to come here with an open mind. Are you saying the folks of the literotica site are not wholesome?

 

[Bunnylily]

This just made my evening, lol. I can see the well adjusted people are liking you already. Nice way to start!
https://media.tenor.co/images/b0fbe04946eec83d9392c3da7d4917a3/tenor.gif

 

[IhateClowns]

Relatively speaking yea. Probably why I diped my head in for a look-see

I thought the only board to do look-sees on was the AmPics one? I will look-sees there all day every day. Not for the nudity, but to count how many baby bottles or beers cans I can find in each pic. It is sort of my own Where's Waldo game.

 

[IhateClowns]

This just made my evening, lol. I can see the well adjusted people are liking you already. Nice way to start!
https://media.tenor.co/images/b0fbe04946eec83d9392c3da7d4917a3/tenor.gif

Are you well adjusted and wholesome? Your pic AV thingy cut off half of your face.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Since , I am trying to come here with an open mind. Are you saying the folks of the literotica site are not wholesome?

I think what they meant to say was frequently adjusted.

 

[IhateClowns]

I think what they meant to say was frequently adjusted.

My friends at Myspace and AOL Chat said that this place was made up of pure and angelic people, with viriginal hearts.

 

[beachbaby179]

To stay here you'll need a cockatar. Just saying.

 

[IhateClowns]

To stay here you'll need a cockatar. Just saying.

That sounds like a snipe hunt. Is this some sort of newbie initiation?

 

[Bunnylily]

Are you well adjusted and wholesome? Your pic AV thingy cut off half of your face.

I'm probably the most wholesome being around here, ever.

And in your pic AV thingy there is a huge bubblegum covering almost your whole face! Magical things happen to avs and profile pics here, you shouldn't worry...much!

 

[akaSol]

I thought the only board to do look-sees on was the AmPics one? I will look-sees there all day every day. Not for the nudity, but to count how many baby bottles or beers cans I can find in each pic. It is sort of my own Where's Waldo game.

I'm with you on the AM pic threads...
It's all about the critique... presentation of picture, framing, colour tone and level of exposure
(coughs) etc

 

[IhateClowns]

I'm probably the most wholesome being around here, ever.

And in your pic AV thingy there is a huge bubblegum covering almost your whole face! Magical things happen to avs and profile pics here, you shouldn't worry...much!

What sort of magical things? I should state that I am fully dressed as I am posting these comments. Should I be naked when posting?

 

[IhateClowns]

I'm with you on the AM pic threads...
It's all about the critique... presentation of picture, framing, colour tone and level of exposure
(coughs) etc

Absolutely. There is something sensual about a money shot, with a miller lite can in the background, done tastefully in black and white.

 

[akaSol]

Absolutely. There is something sensual about a money shot, with a miller lite can in the background, done tastefully in black and white.

All that moisture, condensing in little beads... Enough to turn anyone's head!

 

[IhateClowns]

All that moisture, condensing in little beads... Enough to turn anyone's head!

Really is. I don't start peeling until I see a label peel.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

To stay here you'll need a cockatar. Just saying.

This. It brings all the boobs to the yard.

No lie.