i am in total lust with my garbage man

[pink]

My sister leaves them a case of beer at Christmas. But I'd suggest something like ice cold water or gatorade... something in a bottle.

Gatorade it is.

 

[Shagly]

He's so tall and tan with beautiful white teeth. Damn, he's fine and


yes, i know it's funny.

So tell me, how long have you been feeling these symptoms?

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Somehow, I doubt it's your teeth that he's looking at...

Irez,

Seriously I have some nice chompers.



pink_

You are lucky that you have a nice looking garbage man.
I am sure he does not skip out on picking up the trash like mine!

 

[Killswitch]

I would like to throw garbage at my garbage man!

He never comes on time and at times he skips our street so the trash is not picked up

And he refuses to come out of his air conditioned' truck or lower his window when I am giving him the finger as he drives away' ... he is a total tool.

I do report him though' ... that makes me smile really big and it shows off my white teeth.

I hate mine too. I think he spends more time going through my garbage top see what he is allowed to take and what he isnt.

Im thinking of saving all my feces and all the cats crap and filling a garbage can with it on August.

 

[Shagly]

I hate mine too. I think he spends more time going through my garbage top see what he is allowed to take and what he isnt.

Im thinking of saving all my feces and all the cats crap and filling a garbage can with it on August.

Do that, he will love you.

*LOL*

 

[Killswitch]

Do that, he will love you.

*LOL*

Well fuck.....if theres a small amount of twigs or some crap he throws them on the ground.

I've tipped these losers before.

 

[Killswitch]

Yeah.....a nice hot humid day with a garbage can filled with stinky cat crap and litter, a few fresh KS turds for flavor and a couple cartons of broken rotten eggs.

Maybe pour some ammonia on it for a little extra kick too.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I hate mine too. I think he spends more time going through my garbage top see what he is allowed to take and what he isnt.

Im thinking of saving all my feces and all the cats crap and filling a garbage can with it on August.

Eh... Yeah ... don't know about that feces thing. Yuck!



I have reported him three times already and I am not the only one - he skips our area. His job is to pick up the trash so he should do it.

 

[Shagly]

Yeah.....a nice hot humid day with a garbage can filled with stinky cat crap and litter, a few fresh KS turds for flavor and a couple cartons of broken rotten eggs.

Maybe pour some ammonia on it for a little extra kick too.

Hold off on extra Ammonia, the cat turds will be enough to have him ticked.

 

[Killswitch]

Eh... Yeah ... don't know about that feces thing. Yuck!



I have reported him three times already and I am not the only one - he skips our area. His job is to pick up the trash so he should do it.

I wont do it but fuck. Like you say....just chuck it and fuck it dood.

 

[fallenupright]

I'm expecting an update after your garbage day.

I almost forgot that almost nobody has free-choice of garbage days... mine gets picked up every day. And yet, somehow I usually manage to forget to put it out.

 

[pink]

I'm expecting an update after your garbage day.

I almost forgot that almost nobody has free-choice of garbage days... mine gets picked up every day. And yet, somehow I usually manage to forget to put it out.

Tomorrow is trash day. :bigasssmile:

 

[fallenupright]

Tomorrow is trash day. :bigasssmile:

Yay!

 

[pink]

Yay!

i need to find something sexy to wear. aahahahahaha

 

[Aliea]

He's so tall and tan with beautiful white teeth. Damn, he's fine and


yes, i know it's funny.

A career man huh.

 

[pink]

A career man huh.

Hey now, watch what you say about my garbage man.

 

[fallenupright]

He come yet?

 

[pink]

He come yet?

The truck came by, as i stood in the doorway. It was another crew. :ubersadface:

 

[fallenupright]

The truck came by, as i stood in the doorway. It was another crew. :ubersadface:

Aww... next week it is then

 

[Batch]

The truck came by, as i stood in the doorway. It was another crew. :ubersadface:

oh, dear.


so sad.

 

[dg]

The truck came by, as i stood in the doorway. It was another crew. :ubersadface:

Ok heres the plan. Next week get a REALLY big trash bag. Big enough to fit a human, because you are going in it. Then hide in the bag by the curb (don't tie it that's not wise) and when he grabs the bag leap out - naked. Now you might run into the wrong guy, but at least someone gets a smile. And that's what really counts.

 

[Batch]

Ok heres the plan. Next week get a REALLY big trash bag. Big enough to fit a human, because you are going in it. Then hide in the bag by the curb (don't tie it that's not wise) and when he grabs the bag leap out - naked. Now you might run into the wrong guy, but at least someone gets a smile. And that's what really counts.

or a dreadful heart attack.

 

[dg]

or a dreadful heart attack.

I dunno! Most of the garbage men I associate with have this fantasy.

 

[Batch]

I dunno! Most of the garbage men I associate with have this fantasy.

...you in your little suit

and gold toed socks

associated with the Sanitary Workers?

 

[dg]

...you in your little suit

and gold toed socks

associated with the Sanitary Workers?

My suit is far from little. It is a massive 40R. Not even slim fit!

However it is true. My fallacy revealed. I have never associated with a sanitary worker. It seems appropriate though. I know that when I open my briefcase I would be pleasantly surprised to have a naked woman come shooting out.. so why not a garbage man?