I am Hanns.

[Lancecastor]

...as you are Hanns as you are he and we are all together
See how they run like Tulip from a gun see how they fly
I'm tortoise

Sitting on a PC waiting for I'm Van to cum
Corporation Ishmael, stupid bloody Sunstruck
Miles you've been a naughty boy
You let your Haze grow long
I am the schmidtman, they are the schmidtmen
I am the gee-bee, goo goo goo joob

Mister JizzJam Policeman sitting
Pretty little bitchtits in a row
See how they fly like Lavy in the sky, see how they run
I'm Siren, I'm suing
I'm Siren, I'm suing

Yellow matter redwave dripping from a P-P's eye
Crabalocker Rasta pornographic Mia
Brat you been a naughty girl
You let your firewall down
I am the schmidtman, they are the schmidtmen
I am the gee-bee, goo goo goo joob

Laurel in an English garden waiting for Manu
If Islandman don't cum, you get a Glam from
Bytchin in the English rain
I am the schmidtman, they are the schmidtmen
I am the gee-bee, goo goo goo joob

Expert Perky choking Don K don't you think
The Ginny laughs at you? Ha ha ha!
See how they smile, like Muffin in a sty
See how they snied
I'm draaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Semolina Ruby climbing up the Dilly Tower
Elementary Penguin singing Nora Kitte man
You should have seen them kicking Lanciepants and yo
I am the schmidtman, they are the schmidtmen
I am the gee-bee, goo goo goo joob
Goo goo gooooooooooo jooooob

 

[Freya]

*snorts*


Classic.

 

[Mia62]

There are times that you just slay me, Lanciepants.

 

[freakygirl]

I'm never included in the cool shit..

 

[Freya]

I'm never included in the cool shit..

Me either kiddo.

 

[HeavyStick]

another list I didn't make.



Very nice Lance.

 

[Mia62]

I think it may cause some hot shit...but I got mentioned twice.

 

[SpectralDragoon]

[ cool ((freakygurl)) shit ]


*sigh*


yeah, that was bad, and I have to live with that now.

 

[PhxPlay4n6]

Good stuff....good stuff....

 

[BlueDaisy]

I'm never included in the cool shit..

Me neither...::::sniff, sniff::::

Blue

 

[Liontamr]

Lancecastor.. meet Willie in KC

Willie in KC.. meet Lancecastor

 

[superlittlegirl]

Nice.

 

[roxanne69]

Damn, I thought there was going to be a big Lance confession here lol

And I'm never included in the cool stuff either. I want to be Mia. I have Mia envy.

 

[Mia62]

I want to be Mia. I have Mia envy.

*licks your nose*

 

[roxanne69]

*licks your nose*

*falling for it again* I love you Mia

 

[Mia62]

Darlin, you keep talking to me like that and I may have to change teams.

 

[roxanne69]

Darlin, you keep talking to me like that and I may have to change teams.

I promise to make it worth your while *licking my eyebrows*

 

[Jessie]

Wow..this is AWESOME!!!

*bows down*

 

[BlueDaisy]

I promise to make it worth your while *licking my eyebrows*

Ooohhh....that is such a cool trick! How do you lick your eyebrows? What a tongue! *envying Roxy's eyebrows*

Blue

 

[roxanne69]

Ooohhh....that is such a cool trick! How do you lick your eyebrows? What a tongue! *envying Roxy's eyebrows*

Blue

Come here girls *leer leer* let me show you

 

[Jessie]

Come here girls *leer leer* let me show you

YAAAY! This I GOTTA see!

 

[QuickDuck]

*chuckle* i might go to hell for it, but i laughed

nice one.

 

[Lasz]

I would like this poem more if my name were in it

I need the attention.

 

[Mia62]

*chuckle* i might go to hell for it, but i laughed

You will have lots of company there. I think many people laughed with this one. How can you not when something is done so well?

 

[QuickDuck]

You will have lots of company there. I think many people laughed with this one. How can you not when something is done so well?

very very true.

mind you, i am humming the song now