I am going to start my own political party

[Azwed]

NFEFESFPS(No Fucking Extremists From Either Side of the Fucking Political Spectrum)

So far I have one member who else wants to join?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Sorry, I'm an extremist.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Count me in.

I'm not liberal or conservative. I'm not pro-war or anti-war.

Is this the live and let live party?

 

[Azwed]

Count me in.

I'm not liberal or conservative. I'm not pro-war or anti-war.

Is this the live and let live party?

No, we will fight to the death for the right to be squarely in the middle.

 

[Luxlips]

in the middle with you

Middle of the road or bust!
Rock on twisted sister!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Cool...so can we kill pro and anti everything?

 

[Blindinthedark]

I'll fight for the Middle!

 

[Azwed]

Cool...so can we kill pro and anti everything?

If you would like to make a motion on the floor I will second it and we can have a vote.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

NFEFESFPS(No Fucking Extremists From Either Side of the Fucking Political Spectrum)

So far I have one member who else wants to join?

What is the party platform regarding the sale of banana peels to underage aardvarks?

This is important to me.

 

[Azwed]

Re: Re: I am going to start my own political party

What is the party platform regarding the sale of banana peels to underage aardvarks?

This is important to me.

It depends on the type of banana. For the most part we would be in favor of selling the peels as long as they were not they very large type used for baking.

We feel selling those peels might be a public health risk.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Re: I am going to start my own political party

It depends on the type of banana. For the most part we would be in favor of selling the peels as long as they were not they very large type used for baking.

We feel selling those peels might be a public health risk.

Hmmm. Would you be willing to accept large amounts of untracible cash and use it to throw parties featuring large quantities of mind altering substances and scantily-clad, morally uninhibited persons of both genders?

 

[Azwed]

As the chair I agree with this whole heartedly.

If there is no additional debate motion passed.

I didn't put fucking in the acromym twice for just shits and giggles you know.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

If you are in this party and elected president, the only hummers allowed are the non-vehicular type.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I bet we get a whole lot of PAC money from the booze, beer, and NORML coalitions.


Now if we can just get the sandy beach property owners online, we'e golden.


Can I run for an office, provided I get my own staff of interns who wear bikinis and type poorly. Maybe "Miinister of Indoor Recreation, Unless the Weather is Good then we can Fuck Outdoors Too."

 

[Azwed]

If you are in this party and elected president, the only hummers allowed are the non-vehicular type.

I actually like the origional Military Hummer as a military vehicle because of all the great technology packed into it but that is the engineering geek in me leaking out.

The H2 is a worthless piece of crap suburban frame stuffed with an extra 2000 lbs of overly large sheet metal.

Motion passed.

I bet we get a whole lot of PAC money from the booze, beer, and NORML coalitions.


Now if we can just get the sandy beach property owners online, we'e golden.


Can I run for an office, provided I get my own staff of interns who wear bikinis and type poorly. Maybe "Miinister of Indoor Recreation, Unless the Weather is Good then we can Fuck Outdoors Too."

Sounds good to me we should make sure we rotate positions on a regular basis so everyone can fully understand all the other positions.

In case of an emergancy you know.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Can I run for an office, provided I get my own staff of interns who wear bikinis and type poorly. Maybe "Miinister of Indoor Recreation, Unless the Weather is Good then we can Fuck Outdoors Too."

Show them the true meaning of Presidential staff huh?

 

[celiaKitten]

Anti-extremists?

This is something I could get behind.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Anti-extremists?

This is something I could get behind.

Wanna be an intern?

 

[Azwed]

Anti-extremists?

This is something I could get behind.

don't forget the double dose of fucking.

We will be behind you 200%.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Anti-extremists?

This is something I could get behind.

When you say "this is something I could get behind" you mean get behind me right?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Anti-extremists?

This is something I could get behind.

Aren't double-dildos extreme?

 

[Azwed]

Aren't double-dildos extreme?

I propose we form the Committie for the analysis of double ended dildos to find out exactly what is too extreme.

I appoint Celia Kitten and Mellon Collie CDEDT(chief double ended dildo testers).

They should make daily reports to the president and his staff along with the various staffs of the pressidents ministers.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Can I wear a funny hat?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Sorry, I am extreme left, I can‘t be in your party - let alone hold office.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

They should make daily reports to the president and his staff along with the various staffs of the pressidents ministers.

Certainly...with multiple video and photo angles. All in the name of research of course.