I am fuckin horny, suggestions for an easy lay?

[metal_minx]

I am one horny gal.

Cant decide how to fuck tonight.

What do you suggest that is easy
fast
delicious
and
alot of.


HELP !!!!

 

[cymbidia]

Go outside.
Stand on a busy street corner.
Flash your tits at the cars that pass.
Someone will stop.
Offer to fuck them.

 

[metal_minx]

how long should i allow each one to bake?

 

[alexandraaah]

You're here.

Take yer pick, girl.

 

[bootstomper]

How bout I come over in my combat pants minx?

 

[alexandraaah]

There ya go, a taker.

 

[metal_minx]

How bout I come over in my combat pants minx?

ohh...you know just what to serve up dont you?

 

[bootstomper]

I know exactly what you want minx

 

[Laurel]

Go outside.
Stand on a busy street corner.
Flash your tits at the cars that pass.
Someone will stop.
Offer to fuck them.

Ah...

*takes notes*

So, you do the going outside bit before the tit-flashing bit...I always get confused there...

 

[metal_minx]

hmm yes...now give it up bootboi and dont be shy...

 

[Shaq]

Pick up a man at the shopping mall....or a hooters....go there and lick your lips at him and ask him what he is doing....then say you never like to eat alone...would he like to eat you? Oops,you mean eat with you...then lure him back to your place or his and sodomize him....or whatever...

 

[metal_minx]

Pick up a man at the shopping mall....or a hooters....go there and lick your lips at him and ask him what he is doing....then say you never like to eat alone...would he like to eat you? Oops,you mean eat with you...then lure him back to your place or his and sodomize him....or whatever...

good idea, does it work for you? hehe

 

[zantac666]

Well you can go to a tavern strip down lay on a pool table and say come an get it.

lol.

 

[Shaq]

good idea, does it work for you? hehe

Actually, I wish it worked ON me.....I go to hooters regularly hitting on any women that licks her lips...

 

[metal_minx]

Well you can go to a tavern strip down lay on a pool table and say come an get it.

lol.

i might get it with a pool cue... :-/

 

[zantac666]

I forgot with all that bronc riding the men of texas have no balls.

hahahahahahaha.

 

[metal_minx]

... calling all texas boys...better come defend your manhoods!

 

[Sillyman]

1) Go to the mall.

2) Find a guy. Look in places you wouldn't normally shop, like sporting goods stores or an arcade. Make sure he doesn't appear to be with anyone.

3)Walk up behind him, and whisper in his ear, "Hey, would you like a nice fuck?"

At this point if he accepts, no problem. If he thinks you are kidding, run a finger over the fly of his pants. If he says he has a girlfriend, wink, run a finger over his cheek, then walk away. If he says he is gay, smile and wink, then walk off.

The important thing is to both look and act sexy and to be bold as possible. Remember, if you get turned down, that they are the jackasses ignoring free sex.

 

[metal_minx]

1) Go to the mall.

2) Find a guy. Look in places you wouldn't normally shop, like sporting goods stores or an arcade. Make sure he doesn't appear to be with anyone.

3)Walk up behind him, and whisper in his ear, "Hey, would you like a nice fuck?"

At this point if he accepts, no problem. If he thinks you are kidding, run a finger over the fly of his pants. If he says he has a girlfriend, wink, run a finger over his cheek, then walk away. If he says he is gay, smile and wink, then walk off.

The important thing is to both look and act sexy and to be bold as possible. Remember, if you get turned down, that they are the jackasses ignoring free sex.

you know...thats actually good advice lol

this was a joke but i think i may try that sometime

 

[StrawberryPez]

I forgot with all that bronc riding the men of texas have no balls.

hahahahahahaha.

I have to agree with Zantac on this one

 

[zantac666]

I have to agree with Zantac on this one [/QUOTE

 

[Shaq]

you know...thats actually good advice lol

this was a joke but i think i may try that sometime

The arcade has a lot of youngsters...be careful...but it's really the only place with guys that aren't married in the mall....pick the guy who looks the grungiest....he's probably the most experienced....

 

[metal_minx]

thank you oh wise one...

 

[StrawberryPez]

 

[Sillyman]

It also works in most places large people congregate. Do it for real, and you'll end up making some guys fantasy. Make sure you have condoms on you (well, on him).

Note to self: Go to Texas. The women are surprisingly easy.