I am feeling "randy' today

Reny.................

:p
 
Re: Oh, God.......................

Jaded1 said:
I'm sitting here fantasizing about you beautiful sensual women right now:D :D :D Problem is I'm like a kid in the candy shop. I want all of you ladys right now! Talk about some major wood!!! Well, it's off for a cold shower for me:( Catcha later....

Jaded1, CT

Major Wood, meet Private Parts

The pleasure is mine...:p

edited for spelling...
 
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:p
 
Re: Re: Re: What the hell is on your panties Cotie?

Siren said:


it looks like the lil horny antelope is headed for the mountains.......

Snow may be 'headed' your way.

;)

"Head" sounds good to me
 
My wife's name is Deranda...

her nickname is Randy, and i've been feeling her up all day!

i haven't got any yet though.:p
 
One question Ren,

What the fuck is that bitch on the floor leaking in your av? It looks like discharge from Bacterial Vaginosis. They have stuff to clear that shit up y'know.

Or is it sour cream?
 
Think it's Sour Cream. I'll be back after picking up a bag of chips and we'll find out for sure.
 
As long as I don't sneeze on anyone, can I watch? I love watching orgies. Specially if I get to see Marxist whip his out. He can be such a prick sometimes, I'm betting he has the perfect dick to go with it.
 
KillerMuffin said:
As long as I don't sneeze on anyone, can I watch? I love watching orgies. Specially if I get to see Marxist whip his out. He can be such a prick sometimes, I'm betting he has the perfect dick to go with it.

You don't have to talk dirty to get my attention. Just put your lips together and blow. I'll come.
 
Can't help it, I'm obssessed with your penis

I have a severe sinus infection, should I saran wrap my lips first or would you prefer to wait?
 
Too bad about the sinuses. Taking any antibiotics? Cipro, believe it or not is especially good at sinusitis.
 
I'd love to, but I can't drive and all the guys in the family who can are out of town. One should be back on Tuesday. I've become very intimate with my humidifier.

I've had worse, though, so other than standing on the sidelines and cheering on the orgy, I'll get over it. No biggie.
 
I don't believe I'm saying this but

No I'm not. It's these darn headaches I've been having lately. My sleep is off and my body is whacked. Most be because I have been so horny in the past lol I don't know. I could use a good massage right now. First massage, then we'll see from there.

kgboot
 
KillerMuffin said:
I'd love to, but I can't drive and all the guys in the family who can are out of town. One should be back on Tuesday. I've become very intimate with my humidifier.

I've had worse, though, so other than standing on the sidelines and cheering on the orgy, I'll get over it. No biggie.

I hope you get to feeling better. Sinus problems are a bitch. Cut back on dairy and up your aqua.
 
Nessus said:
Ren, you are becoming erotic? I am disturbed:) :)

Scary, huh? I actually have some pretty kinky taste in erotica, just don't make it as public as others do on the board. This is actually the first AV I've ever had that's erotic in nature. Well, some of the Lit women seemed to have a thing for the Trenchcoat guy, but that wasn't the effect I had in mind. :)
 
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