I am Canadian

[Isabella Thorne]

I'd like to wish all my Canadian friends a Happy Canada Day!! On July 1 - Party, Party, Party!!!

hey how does that Molson beer commercial go again ..

and the beaver truly is a noble animal.

 

[Guest]

Happy Canada Day, Bella - whatever that is. Hey, I think you should put a beaver on your flag instead of a leaf. That'd do wonders for tourism, dontcha think? Heh-heh!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

pass me another Molson please ...

Rog, Rog, Rog ... what am i going to do with you ... you don't know what Canada Day is??!!

It is Canada's birthday ... a celebration of our independence from the United Kingdom .. it will be 133 years tomorrow.

and boy do we party ... fireworks, rock bands, people partying on the streets ... it is so cool ..

.. as for our flag, well did you know we used to wave the union jack .. hey i kinda like our maple leaf ..

and please don't make fun of our beavers. LMAO

 

[Shannon]

I guess Canada Day is to the people of Canada, what July fourth is to the people of America.

 

[Endlessly]

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

To celebrate I'm going to spatter the word 'eh' in my casual conversation (Like I don't already) and wear my 'Canada kicks ass' T-shirt I got in Edmonton (though not to church tonight).

It's time I come out of the closet..

I am a Canadian born in an American's body. I am totally in love with Canada.. It's great for jokes and mocking you crazy canucks, but in all honesty it's the coolest place I've ever been. I hope to transfer to the University of Alberta for my junior and senior years of college.

Rock on!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Eh?

yea Shannon .. it is exactly like your 4th of July .. i always thought it was strange that the two holidays are only 3 days apart lol .. Happy Independence Day to you!

hey Endlessly ... soooo you want to be schooled Canadian style, eh? rock on girl!

[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 06-30-2000 at 10:26 AM]

 

[Guest]

Leave It To Beavers

and please don't make fun of our beavers. LMAO

You know I would NEVER make fun of your Canadian beavers.

I heard if you poke them with a stick they bite back, is that true?

Enjoy your celebrations and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA.

 

[Expertise]

As O'Canada begins to play in the background....

Hello ...

I don't eat backbacon and molson beer for breakfast.
I don't commute to work via dogsled or canoe.
I only rarely wear red and black lumbering jackets and only if they are made by "Roots".
I hardly ever say "eh" unless I havent heard or understood your horribly accented english.
I dont know Judy, Todd or Beth from Niagra Falls, its 1800 kilometers away. Don't you people study geography for god sake.
Speaking of Niagra Falls your half couldn't carry our half's skates.
Speaking of skates...its Hockey...period...not ice Hockey Hockey...its the other types that need the designation in front.
The most common type of drive by shooting is that of deer and moose.
We are one of only two countries on earth to successfully repel an American invasion.
Stompin' Tom Connors and The Tragically Hip would kick the asses of Hank Williams and The Backstreet Boys
We had the great good sense to give back Detroit after we captured it (you're welcome)
Mounties are far cooler than any state trooper ever thought of being.
The beaver is a truly proud noble and resilient creature. Certainly if properly cared for.
My name is Expertise...AND I AM CANADIAN

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Originally posted by Roger Simian You know I would NEVER make fun of your Canadian beavers. I heard if you poke them with a stick they bite back, is that true?
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.... HA HA Monsieur Simian .. now don't you be poking our beavers with your stick .. hey all I can say is personally mine has never ever been known to bite ..

You make us proud Expertise .. now there is a man who knows how to take care of beavers ..

oh and also it is pronounced Zed not Zee ...

 

[Triatic]

Hurrah Endlessly! I myself am a Canadian born in a Canadian's body...well...okay, I'm not all that fond of hockey. But I do like bacon and beer. So that's all right.

 

[Guest]

LOL@Expertise

I'd also like to add that Mike Bullard is way funnier than Jay Leno or David Letterman.

Be proud, be Canadian! Happy Canada Day!

 

[Lasher]

Double Check your Histroy...

We are one of only two countries on earth to successfully repel an American invasion.

If you're talking about the War of 1812, well then you're wrong. There was no Canada then, and the United States was once again fighting the British.

As for the second country on that list, I don't know if you're referring to North Korea or North Vietnam. If you mean North Korea I'll give you partial credit, even though that was done under the UN flag and was a reaction to an invasion by North Korea.

If you mean North Vietnam, then once again you're wrong. Other than a whole lot of bombs and a few Special Forces units, The US and ARVN forces never actually undertook an invasion of North Vietnam.

Ok, but just to be nice... Here's my list of things I like about Canada...

#1 The Exchange Rate - Last time I was in Toronto we were eating breakfast every morning at the Pickle Barrel on Yonge St and spending like $10 Canadian for it - which is like $6.50 in real money!! Good luck finding a quality breakfast at that price in this country.

#2 The Money Doesn't Look Real - Everytime you exchange your money for Canadian it's like somebody grabbed a handful of bills out of the Monopoly bank. When it doesn't look real, you don't mind spending it.

#3 Girls At Strip Clubs Get 100% Naked!! - Very important when you're coming from the repressed state of Pennsylvania, where if you're drinking a beer and watching a girl dance, she has to wear pasties.

#4 If You Cross The Peace Bridge at Buffalo and Take the QEW north, You Don't Have To Go Thru Niagra Falls to Get Anywhere - If you take the Funnest Place you can think of and then take all the Fun out of it, then you have Niagra Falls.

Ok, that's it. I'm sure there's other things I like about Canada... Although I'm still baffled by why most Canadians think Wayne Gretzky was a better hockey player than Mario Lemieux (put Lemieux on those fucking Edmonton teams and see how many points he scores. People forget that Mario scored 199 points with Rob Brown on his wing... Who was on Gretzky's wing??? Hmmm..... think about that)... Oh, and Don Cherry, someone PLEASE explain that to me. I had an uncle like that and we used to lock him the basement when he got that drunk....

Anyways...


[Edited by Lasher99 on 06-30-2000 at 02:47 PM]

 

[Triatic]

Don Cherry? Kee-rist, I hate that ol' bastard.

What I personally think is funny is that everyone seems to forget that Pamela Anderson is Candadian...not that I mind...

~shaking my head in shame~

 

[Endlessly]

*LMAO*

I only have one problem with Canada. I went to the Army\Navy store there in hopes of picking up some kickass militant canuck threads-- and it was all AMERICAN!

What is WRONG with you people? My friend from Sasketchewan explained to me that the Canadian armed forces can't afford to HAVE surplus.. But I don't care.

ANYway. Boston Pizza in Edmonton has the coolest waitress in the world, her name's Janelle. The Bistro on 6th had the best chicken soup in the multiverse.. And I have no problem with a country that has a mall with the daily population of my state's capital.

PLUS Canada turned out David Foley, Leonard Cohen, and it's the only place I've ever seen where you could buy a chocolate statue of Woody Scores and a fresco of Wayne Gretzky.

Those crazy canucks.. they know art when they see it.

Oh, and nothing kicks ass more than the Canadian comedy channel! Much love for y'all!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

It's a Party, eh?

.. so glad you yanks are partying with us crazy canucks on our festive day *winking Endlessly lol*

weird .. how come the font on my last post ended up so big anways ... yikes ..

Did all you hosers manage to snag a bottle of molson from the case of 24 I brought home today ... hey now I want you all good and plastered .. Canadian style, eh?

ok I have to admit right here and now I don't like hockey .. yes it's true .. not all Canadians are into hockey ..

Lasher .. when I go to the States it's YOUR money that looks fake lol .. and hey I am glad we can oblige you by dancing naked

I loved the poke at Canadians in South Park .. still have to laugh uncontrollably everytime I see it over and over and over and over lol..

ummm ... a few more of our famous ..Michael J. Fox ... Mike Myers .. Keifer and Donald Sutherland ... Neve Campbell .. Dan Akyroyd ... Tom Green ... the Bare Nakeds ... Sarah McLachlan .. Alanis Morissette .. Mackenzie Brothers ..
Take off, eh?

 

[Triatic]

S'truth - I don't know how you guys deal with your cash. It's so...I dunno...dull. Oh, and Endlessly, it's the truth...my roomie's in the armed forces, and they're so hurting for new equipment it's not even funny...

~cracking open a Molson with a nod of thanks to Isabella~

Take off, hosers.

~I can't beleive I just said that~

 

[Wizard]

Wow Lasher 100 % naked? dam , next time I'm up there for work I'll have to stop in.....
Naked and you get to drink a beer too....not have to go to a" beer room"

 

[Guest]

Not only naked ladies but REAL beer not that piss water you guys drink...*grins*

 

[Triatic]

~grinning~

Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

It's fucking close to water.

~running for his life~

Kidding! Kidding! Honest!

 

[Wizard]

Freya, don't worry I know all about the beer and yes it "rules" I'll gladly give ya that.

 

[Magic Merlin]

hehehe<evil laugh as he steps in front of Triatic as he tries to run away, and binds him to a chair>

Sorry, bud. For that statement, us Yanks have decided to torture you beyond belief. For the next four days we are going to make you sit there and listen to this tape made especially for you...

Ready, ok here it goes.....Don Cherry is your friend..Pamela Anderson is Canadian....Don Cherry is your friend.....Pamela Anderson is Canadian..........

<evil little bastard ain't I? >

 

[Triatic]

~giving Magic Merlin his dirtiest look~

You'll pay for this. I swear.

~casually tries to reach his cyanide pills~

 

[Magic Merlin]

Hold it there Triatic, give me those little pills. You don't get of that easy. Now, let me give you something much more refreshing......

A nice cold "AMERICAN BEER".... 'COORS'......

<hehe...try and mess with me will he..>

 

[Triatic]

Ooooooh, you think you're so clever...

~sends out secret Canadian distress call...~






HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Magic Merlin]

LMAO..

OK..OK...What do you say Triatic? Shall we call a truce....We can have a party! Food! Beer! Molson of course.....And we can have women.......

Damn this sounds better all the time...