I am become Death, Destroyer of Threads...

SpectreT

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Seems like every time I post, the thread dies. What is it, do I have the Literotican equivalent of chronic halitosis? Am I so boring that everyone needs to bail on the thread?

Okay, enough with the self-pitying whining thing, I just wanted to post a thread with a really cool title, and the thread death situation just gave me the fuel.

:D
 
Join the club

there's been a rash of thread deaths..... just check out p_p_man's latest thread.....

ANd I'm getting pretty good at killing them off too....

:p
 
lol. now this is funny stuff. EVERYONES making threads about there threads dying tonight.


is it some kinda cool thing among the "hip" people nowadays or something? oooo ooh! I wanna make one next!! I got dibs!!


oh wait. I already made one about a month ago. :D looks like im the pioneer huh. hehe.
 
OMIGOD, you killed Kenny

We've all had that unpleasant experience. I thought of a way to overcome it, but I've never used it. You post as a guest, unregistered, that way your's isn't the last one.
Just an evil idea. I specialize in them!!;)
 
I not only kill threads but I'm invisible. I post and nobody notices. Kinda cool I don't piss to many people off that way.
 
Me too. It's even worse when you kill a REALLY GOOD thread. That's when I feel like a total ass.
 
These are a few of my favourite things

Laurel said:
Me too. It's even worse when you kill a REALLY GOOD thread. That's when I feel like a total ass.




I love feeling a total ass!;)
 
Re: These are a few of my favourite things

Mensa said:
I love feeling a total ass!;)
I love kissing a total ass.
:cool:

Oh wait. That's a different thread.
 
Nothing new here! I been killing threads for more than a year!

In fact...

*cocking shotgun*

Here wabbit, wabbit, wabbit!

*Blam!*

FUCKERS! LETS SEE YOU POST TO THAT! MUAHAHAHAH!!!!

*Blinking innocently*
 
I agree with stogie.

Sometimes, hell, alot of the time, I post, and it goes unnoticed. What a shame too. I tell some damn good jokes!

Even though Ive only been here a little while, I too have killed some threads. Not a good thing either........
 
I'm just worried the dead threads will one day come back as zombie threads and infect the board. Damn flesh eaters.....
 
Ain't no such thing as a Dead Thread....

they're back there....











.....Somewhere.....





Thataway>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 
no need to worry about the zombie threads. Ravenlofts gots the shotgun. pop to the head and there outa business. :D
 
Yep. Nobody can keep a thread dead like Ravenloft. *ducks out of thread* Just kidding! Just kidding, buddy! ;)
 
MysteryJKR said:
Ravenlofts gots the shotgun. pop to the head and there outa business.
POP to the head and one dead thread zombie becomes five instead.

We'll be drowning in them... dusting them off our chairs when we're trying to sit down... they'll be everywhere.

So, give me the shotgun, now, nice and easy...
:p
 
Valdimer_79: c'mere suger ass! *Mua!*

Renegade: *Cocking shotgun.* Don't you FUCKIN know it! I hates them zombie threads! They're dead people! Let them stay dead! Its the natural order of these things!!!

Stogie: I see you, you look infected there... Want me (cocking shotgun again) to give you a hand? I give Val and Ren a hand EVERY FUCKING NIGHT! AND THEY LOVE IT! THE FUCKIN PERVERTED BASTARDS THAT THEY ARE!!!
 
puts on his Suuper Grover outfit...

and pushes the thread back up...


uhhh............eerrrrr..............hhuuuhhh......



stands back... out of breath... :eek: :eek: :eek:

My but this thread is getting heavy...
 
Super Grover outfit?????


Don't you think a Super Elmo would be more appropriate?
 
Elmo?

You mean that johnnie-come-lately, wannabe muppet that would've had Jim Henson puking in his shoes? That Elmo?

Ravenloft, pass me a shotgun, I've got me an Elmo to erase......
 
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